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Perhaps ATSB would like to include in the SOP's a check of the horoscope for each pilot, reading a passage from the bible followed by a group hug? |
It's all very robust
Fruity intelectual language and absolute wankery - perhaps the ATSB have been receiving lessons from the CAA Voodoo Witch Doctor?
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A True Statement - Bollocks.
Ben does have a point.
Jetstar report is reason to inquire into CASA and carrier | Plane Talking When you do the research - Jetstar events:- Operational event - Airbus A320, VH-JQX, Sydney Airport, 6 February 2012. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2012/aair/ao-2012-022.aspx Incorrect aircraft configuration - Airbus A320-232, VH-VQA, Melbourne Airport, 28 July 2011. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2011/aair/ao-2011-089.aspx Windshear event - Airbus, A320-232, VH-VQT, Darwin Airport, 31 October 2010. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2011/aair/ao-2011-039.aspx Operational event - VH-*VQZ, Gold Coast aerodrome, 30 May 2010. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2010/aair/ao-2010-037.aspx Tiger events:- Operational non-compliance - Airbus A320, VH-VNG, 17 km ENE Melbourne Airport, Victoria, 7 June 2011. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2011/aair/ao-2011-070.aspx Operational non-compliance - Airbus A320-232, VH-VNC, 15 km south of Avalon Airport, Vic, 30 June 2011. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2011/aair/ao-2011-076.aspx Pre-flight planning event - Airbus A320-232, VH-VNB, Melbourne aerodrome, 11 February 2011. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2011/aair/ao-2011-021.aspx Flight control system event - 520km NW of Gold Coast Aerodrome, Qld, 18 May 2009, VH-VNC, Airbus A320-232. http://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/2009/aair/ao-2009-021.aspx Did "He who must not be named" steer Tiger into a well spun tail spin, then brag about the monstrosity to the Senate ?. Well, William Blake had somewhat to say about Tigers; "When the stars threw down their spears, And water'd heaven with their tears, Did He smile His work to see? Did He who made the lamb make thee?". |
Sheppey, love ya work! I must incorporate all this into my new-age touchy-feely 20 minute approach briefing in future so that my F/O will go to sleep with the boredom of it all. That way he won't notice my sloppy flying, brought on by old eyesight and slowed reflexes. Maybe a warning of the threat presented by those infirmities could be added to pad it out a bit longer.
Jesus, whatever happened to "time-out; my radios while you read the approach plate, memorise the minima and missed approach, tune the navaids for me; then I will quiz you on the pertinent details to make sure we are on the same page"? It's served me well. Any in-cockpit briefing should be short and sweet. A briefing does not need to regurgitate SOP - we have operations manuals and regular checkrides to reinforce all that good oil. My attention-span runs about 30 seconds, so I try to keep all briefings within this time limit in case the other guy also suffers from similar attention deficit disorder. |
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