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Flying Binghi 2nd Nov 2022 03:59

Bureau of Meteorology clustafek
 
Seems the Bureau of Mismanagement has no money for basic met stuff…

Bureau of Meteorology management has threatened the organisation’s global status after unilaterally deciding to further cut costs in its forecasting and observation programs,…

…meteorologist, … alarmed about the cuts to the balloon program. “They are vital to our model inputs, verification and updating of severe weather forecasts, especially for thunderstorms,” this person said. “The bureau has decided to cut upper-air observations for cost despite this stupid rebrand.” While a three-year rebranding program ate into company resources and time, resulting in a new logo and a desire to stop referring to the bureau as the BoM,…
…The Saturday Paper can reveal a plan by BoM leadership to extend the reduction in balloon launches to capital cities, to save money and move to a “launch on request” model after a morning release. This plan has been fiercely contested internally and may have been delayed after an offer from the aviation division of the bureau to fund the twice-daily launches from its budget until the end of the financial year…



Meanwhile, a new uniform…:hmm:

...As part of the BoM rebranding effort – which management insists was just a “refresh” – certain public-facing employees were told they would have to wear a newly designed bureau uniform. When the polo shirts arrived, however, many women on staff realised the largest size of shirt was “smaller than would fit the average Australian woman”…


Full article via:
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/...-forecasts#mtr






lucille 2nd Nov 2022 04:51

…”When the polo shirts arrived, however, many women on staff realised the largest size of shirt was “smaller than would fit the average Australian woman”…

And further, on matters meteorological, should the aforesaid women on staff wearing these new uniforms happen to be caught out in the rain, say for instance taking observations, the lucky members of the public would no doubt be delighted to be invited to join the judging panel.

All in the spirit of friendly competition and perhaps next year’s calendar?

tossbag 2nd Nov 2022 05:19

BoM, from the same management school of expertise as Queensland Forensic and Scientific Sciences.

Captain Dart 2nd Nov 2022 06:10

More here:

https://joannenova.com.au/2022/11/th...d-of-horrific/


RickNRoll 2nd Nov 2022 08:00


Originally Posted by Captain Dart (Post 11324068)

The CEO making all these decisions is a Liberal Party hack who has banned any comments about global warming. Don't blame the left for this.

tossbag 2nd Nov 2022 08:16

Here come the leftard army, 'don't blame the left, don't blame the left'

Who brought the leftards up??

RickNRoll 2nd Nov 2022 09:42


Originally Posted by tossbag (Post 11324109)
Here come the leftard army, 'don't blame the left, don't blame the left'

Who brought the leftards up??

You don't know what every link at Jo Nova is about?

Flying Binghi 2nd Nov 2022 20:08


Originally Posted by RickNRoll (Post 11324101)
The CEO making all these decisions is a Liberal Party hack who has banned any comments about global warming. Don't blame the left for this.

Lets just blame the corrupt ones…:hmm:

“…in 2014, the Minister then (Greg Hunt) killed off a proper investigation of the BOM to supposedly “protect the reputation and integrity of the institution”…”


“…the Bureau of Meteorology’s strange practice of “editing” raw data. The Bureau says it works to the “highest possible standards”. So an independent audit would clear them, silence the critics, and restore their reputation. Strangely, instead they have been apparently avoiding an independent audit for six years now and counting
…”


https://joannenova.com.au/2017/08/bo...s-why-not-bom/

Sunfish 2nd Nov 2022 21:36


As part of the BoM rebranding effort – which management insists was just a “refresh” – certain public-facing employees were told they would have to wear a newly designed bureau uniform. When the polo shirts arrived, however, many women on staff realised the largest size of shirt was “smaller than would fit the average Australian woman”…
Lucille is on to something:


Wet T-shirt contests remain wildly popular in northern Australia, despite being in decline internationally
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-10-...alia/101569692

Flying Binghi 3rd Nov 2022 09:45


Originally Posted by Captain Dart (Post 11324068)


“…While Australia is flooding and lives depend on forecasts, the management of our weather bureau is cutting back on meteorologists and on weather balloons, but they’re making sure they do frivolous exercises in rebranding with a new kindergarten logo and calls to be “The Bureau”, and not the BoM…”



601 3rd Nov 2022 11:55


“The Bureau”,
Universally know as the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Clare Prop 4th Nov 2022 02:34


Originally Posted by lucille (Post 11324055)
…”When the polo shirts arrived, however, many women on staff realised the largest size of shirt was “smaller than would fit the average Australian woman”…

And further, on matters meteorological, should the aforesaid women on staff wearing these new uniforms happen to be caught out in the rain, say for instance taking observations, the lucky members of the public would no doubt be delighted to be invited to join the judging panel.

All in the spirit of friendly competition and perhaps next year’s calendar?

So you are saying that female meteorologists are just sex objects for you to make jokes about. Disgusting.

lucille 4th Nov 2022 07:16

Humour. Lost in the perennially woke. Life is short, take it less seriously. There really is more to life than spending your waking hours looking to be offended.


kev_laline 4th Nov 2022 20:37

Well spoken Lucille!

Flying Binghi 4th Nov 2022 22:55

Heh, Sunfish escapes…;)

Ex FSO GRIFFO 5th Nov 2022 04:56

Haven't seen any 'mammatus' (clouds) in the West for a while now......

Maybe next Winter or with a ' nice BIG 'thunderie'......


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