What religion for the census?
 

It is census time again. All around the country, good little boys and girls are giving personal info to big brother... AGAIN!

So, what I want to know, is : what religious denomination am I supposed to be this time?
Last time, there was a wonderful little email going around asking us "JEDI's" to put that down, so that we may be recognised. The time before that I was a Druid.

Please help. I need to find a "new religion". although, Branch Davidian may be a tad extremist....

Either Godfreyan or Dixonian. Both will promise you heaven, but just end up screwing you into the mud hut with no chance of salvation!

Perhaps everyone should start putting "Self" - as in "I am 'the' God" :}

That's what my Missus yells at me every night. :O

But generally in the context of "Oh GOD !! Can't you come home at a resonable hour, in a resonable state?" :ouch:

I'm an orthodox Agnostic.

do they have some $$$ signs in the religion box?

Bush Baptist.

Can't beat a good old UFO group:

http://www.aetherius.org/

or

http://www.unarius.org/start.html

or

http://www.rael.org/

:8

How about PPRUNE!!!
 

PPRUNE
PASTORAL PRIEST of RUMOURED UNIFIED NETWORK of EVANGELICALS
Apologies to all MODS - PPRUNE that is not the various Churches (Scotland etc!!!):D
PZU - Out of Africa

Don't know about you guys, but I'm a 7 Day Athiest.

Fururamian?

or, The 7 day flyforfreeuns?

I don't care what religion you are, but repent ye sinners or it'll be off to Jetblast for you...:E

What about the 'Evangelical Order of the Holy Lingerie Trinity', now there's something I could get into...;)

Would you allow disengaged members? Tis about all I'm good for these days. :E

Brian, you crack me up, would you like to be our Archbishop?:ok:

Or perhaps you could be an elder...:}

HH

There's a line there about cracks but I'm leaving it alone for fear of the mods!!!

Wheelbarrow Catholic (you go anywhere you're pushed)

Dice Worshipper

Calathumpian

Methylated Spiritialist

Dyslexic agnostic – I don’t know if there really was a doG!

There's really only one god...:}
http://images.hallmarkchannel.com/Mi...es/Walker2.jpg

...and he's got a sense of humour I see!http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sp...lie/stupid.gif