So does your ASIC card pay it's way ?
So does your ASIC card pay it's way ?
Yo...
So, whats your ASIC card good for ?
Last time I showed mine to a Chubb security guard so I could get a gate code, all I got was "gee sorry mate we can't tell that to anyone ....but ask the fuel blokes they'll tell you.."
OK; practical uses to put into the DOTARS ASIC card info sheet:
(i) a nifty little ruler for making lines on flight plans and trim sheets,
(ii) an easy-to-clean spoon for eating tinned fish when you're out for a day,
(iii) actually using it to pop the latches on security gates if you don't have a knife,
(iv) impressing the supermodel at the Post Office when she needs ID for registered mail, while you just casually mention the word "airport".....
(v) getting a discount on chicken rolls at the food places in the terminal,
(vi) a reason to talk to a good looking AFP babe about where you can get your new card holder and strap from ?
????? Yeah alright, who's got any more ? It's got to be good for something.
No you can't mention anything about getting access anywhere, 'cause you may as well be carrying a $5 scratchy card..
So, whats your ASIC card good for ?
Last time I showed mine to a Chubb security guard so I could get a gate code, all I got was "gee sorry mate we can't tell that to anyone ....but ask the fuel blokes they'll tell you.."
OK; practical uses to put into the DOTARS ASIC card info sheet:
(i) a nifty little ruler for making lines on flight plans and trim sheets,
(ii) an easy-to-clean spoon for eating tinned fish when you're out for a day,
(iii) actually using it to pop the latches on security gates if you don't have a knife,
(iv) impressing the supermodel at the Post Office when she needs ID for registered mail, while you just casually mention the word "airport".....
(v) getting a discount on chicken rolls at the food places in the terminal,
(vi) a reason to talk to a good looking AFP babe about where you can get your new card holder and strap from ?
????? Yeah alright, who's got any more ? It's got to be good for something.
No you can't mention anything about getting access anywhere, 'cause you may as well be carrying a $5 scratchy card..
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Jeez, I dunno Wawa; You've about covered all the good bits I reckon!
Gee 'Whiz',
Imagine NOT being able to get onto the tarmac at "FTZ INTL"................
Let alone getting BACK to your flying machine at BRM.......
But I guess Millajidee would be OK....
Imagine NOT being able to get onto the tarmac at "FTZ INTL"................
Let alone getting BACK to your flying machine at BRM.......
But I guess Millajidee would be OK....
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hehehe.......they can be a little bit security minded at Noonkanbah too. the bods at Broome wanted to see it a few times, but I think they're bored there. I aint up that way any longer, so its not problem any longer.
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what drugs are you on - there is no such thing as a good looking AFP bird
- wondered why all the eagles had ASIC's
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Attach it to a bright yellow day glow vest - and look like a WANKA!
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One that might have been missed ... it allows free entry to The Vic in dn ... but stuffed if it'd be coming out with me! chances of falling off a table and losing it are far to great!
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My ASIC has a name printed on it which is spelled similarly to my own.
Close but not quite...
(but for a paltry $145 you can't expect miracles eh? )
*yes for all you security malcontents out there .......I'm in the lengthy/time consuming process of having the card corrected...
Close but not quite...
(but for a paltry $145 you can't expect miracles eh? )
*yes for all you security malcontents out there .......I'm in the lengthy/time consuming process of having the card corrected...