What religion for the census?
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What religion for the census?
It is census time again. All around the country, good little boys and girls are giving personal info to big brother... AGAIN!
So, what I want to know, is : what religious denomination am I supposed to be this time?
Last time, there was a wonderful little email going around asking us "JEDI's" to put that down, so that we may be recognised. The time before that I was a Druid.
Please help. I need to find a "new religion". although, Branch Davidian may be a tad extremist....
So, what I want to know, is : what religious denomination am I supposed to be this time?
Last time, there was a wonderful little email going around asking us "JEDI's" to put that down, so that we may be recognised. The time before that I was a Druid.
Please help. I need to find a "new religion". although, Branch Davidian may be a tad extremist....
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Either Godfreyan or Dixonian. Both will promise you heaven, but just end up screwing you into the mud hut with no chance of salvation!
That's what my Missus yells at me every night. 
But generally in the context of "Oh GOD !! Can't you come home at a resonable hour, in a resonable state?"
But generally in the context of "Oh GOD !! Can't you come home at a resonable hour, in a resonable state?"
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Can't beat a good old UFO group:
http://www.aetherius.org/
or
http://www.unarius.org/start.html
or
http://www.rael.org/
http://www.aetherius.org/
or
http://www.unarius.org/start.html
or
http://www.rael.org/
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How about PPRUNE!!!
PPRUNE
PASTORAL PRIEST of RUMOURED UNIFIED NETWORK of EVANGELICALS
Apologies to all MODS - PPRUNE that is not the various Churches (Scotland etc!!!)
PZU - Out of Africa
PASTORAL PRIEST of RUMOURED UNIFIED NETWORK of EVANGELICALS
Apologies to all MODS - PPRUNE that is not the various Churches (Scotland etc!!!)
PZU - Out of Africa
Last edited by pzu; 28th Jul 2006 at 08:47.
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I don't care what religion you are, but repent ye sinners or it'll be off to Jetblast for you...
What about the 'Evangelical Order of the Holy Lingerie Trinity', now there's something I could get into...
What about the 'Evangelical Order of the Holy Lingerie Trinity', now there's something I could get into...
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Brian, you crack me up, would you like to be our Archbishop?
Or perhaps you could be an elder...
Or perhaps you could be an elder...
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Wheelbarrow Catholic (you go anywhere you're pushed)
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