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PNG Ples Bilong Tok Tok

Old 10th Feb 2006, 00:28
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Well there were two Miss PNGs and several PX flight attendants...one or two from the yachty disco attracted by the time honoured "Psssttt!" and flicking a stubby cap at them....ok more than one or two....guess you're right

And as for the ugly comments. Hello Pot...this is kettle, come in Pot.

Chuckles.
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 01:53
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... oh dear ...
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 02:11
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Someone mentioned the "Davarra"
Geez you sure felt successful if Dennis shouted you a night there.
The best lookin ever Tolai/Chinese/German sheila worked at the desk.

I still wouldnt have with yours Chuck

You and taily is bad men
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 07:02
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Both the Miss PNGs were very well spoken, pretty mixed race girls...the Px trolleys were also mixed and lovely..girlfriends not one nighters. One is married with kids in Oz and I still call from time to time for a chat...under slightly different circumstances she might have become the second Mrs Chimbu...an opportunity I think we both regret missing.

Re the Yahty...always carefull and never woke up wanting to chew my arm off, never paid for it....PNG girls just take a slightly more pragmatic view of these things than western women...I was never THAT pi$$ed.....in truth I suspect I only ever did the 'psst' bottle top thing once or twice and then with girls I already knew well enough that they thought it funny too...and laughed like drains afterwards at the reaction of those standing around and not in on the joke

Although I saw it work equally well when used by a certain PX work mate who was REALLY drunk and somewhat less....selective.

Bad men went to the 6 mile settlement...I think I can speak for both taily and I when I say we NEVER did that.

The funniest story ever on this subject was when an old mate 'picked up' on Ela beach on the way home from work....and stood hosing her down on the rear deck of his boat in full uniform and in plain sight of the assembled Yachty patrons before talking her below decks

Fun times
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 08:29
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Chuckles; I'm aghast!! Shocked even!! I really thought that you were a 'gentleman of the old school.' Two Miss PNGs and several Flight Attendants? Ohmigawd!!!
I'm genuinely....................................Ah **** it, no I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jealous!!!! All I ever got was a once a week hug from a (former) Miss PNG!
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 08:47
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I never stood a chance with the ex Miss PNG's and flight attendants I know/knew. How could I when they called me "Uncle"!!!
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 10:08
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Sexual chocolate………….I guess that means you like the dark stuff or are you planning on being a little “SHADY” again.
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 14:04
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Ahhh Animalclub....just like Dicky Doyle's daughters from Witu Is...I could never stop them calling me 'Uncle Chuck'...even after they was all growd up.
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Old 10th Feb 2006, 21:25
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As long as they don't call you da da bilong mi.
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 10:58
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or even worse, Papa bilong mi.
hey Ozex, you don't know how to return Sms's? or did the notorius phone system charge me for sending it and then gobble it up?.
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Old 11th Feb 2006, 22:47
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Unce upon a time, I spent a couple of weeks in PNG.....

I spent alot of that time flying around in planes, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, that guy who flys around in planes? I spent many nights hanging out at the yacht club and meeting the locals, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, that friendly guy at the yacht club? Hell, I even arrived with gifts of duty free absolut, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, the vodka guy?

Geeezus! You fcuk one chick at the Shady Rest Hotel.....
 
Old 12th Feb 2006, 06:27
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Choccy As they say in the classics.....
That'll learn ya!!!!
Forgotten whom is was that told me on my very first night in PNG;
Rule #1; Don't get caught!!
Think yourself lucky that you did'nt cop a nickname similar to a bloke I once knew. He was called "Three Pumps"

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Old 12th Feb 2006, 15:30
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Chocolate.... So you got your Black Wings.?? They would then call you
"Bikpela Man Choclit wit Clap Bilong em". He heh heh heh heh.
Join the Penicillin Club Bilong Peengee.
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Old 12th Feb 2006, 22:19
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I knew a doctor in Rabaul by the name of Dr Threetools!!




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Old 13th Feb 2006, 01:42
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Animalclub he couldnt get that silly with one..?
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 02:57
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His name was pronounced "Treblcoe" only it wasn't spelt that way!
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 11:20
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Wiz... When you got your local sim card, I'm sure that I told you B-Mobile doesn't send or receive international SMS. Domestic tasol. So, if you were charged for the message, it would've been done by your local service provider, in anticipation that the message would go through.

This is truly the land of the unexpected eh?

My problem right now is that I can't even make or receive phone calls coz my phone has gone to a Haus Sik in Brisbane.
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 18:51
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Animalclub ...... wouldn't have been Dr. Trebilcock would it.??
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 23:05
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Didn't know you were there in the early days Taildragger. You am correct.
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 21:53
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Well Animalclub, you were there when stone axes were used and not just for sale to the tourists.
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