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A thread where ex PNG geriatrics lapuns and long longs can live in the dim distant past.
Where tall stories are accepted as fact. War stories are applauded. Grab a Brownie, pull up a story and join in a trip down memory lane!!! 
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PNG Ples Bilong Tok Tok
Grandpa Aerotart
Well there were two Miss PNGs and several PX flight attendants...one or two from the yachty disco attracted by the time honoured "Psssttt!" and flicking a stubby cap at them....ok more than one or two....guess you're right
And as for the ugly comments. Hello Pot...this is kettle, come in Pot.
Chuckles.
Silly Old Git
Someone mentioned the "Davarra"
Geez you sure felt successful if Dennis shouted you a night there.
The best lookin ever Tolai/Chinese/German sheila worked at the desk.
I still wouldnt have with yours Chuck
You and taily is bad men
Geez you sure felt successful if Dennis shouted you a night there.
The best lookin ever Tolai/Chinese/German sheila worked at the desk.
I still wouldnt have with yours Chuck
You and taily is bad men
Grandpa Aerotart
Both the Miss PNGs were very well spoken, pretty mixed race girls...the Px trolleys were also mixed and lovely..girlfriends not one nighters. One is married with kids in Oz and I still call from time to time for a chat...under slightly different circumstances she might have become the second Mrs Chimbu...an opportunity I think we both regret missing.
Re the Yahty...always carefull and never woke up wanting to chew my arm off, never paid for it....PNG girls just take a slightly more pragmatic view of these things than western women...I was never THAT pi$$ed.....in truth I suspect I only ever did the 'psst' bottle top thing once or twice and then with girls I already knew well enough that they thought it funny too...and laughed like drains afterwards at the reaction of those standing around and not in on the joke
Although I saw it work equally well when used by a certain PX work mate who was REALLY drunk and somewhat less....selective.
Bad men went to the 6 mile settlement...I think I can speak for both taily and I when I say we NEVER did that.
The funniest story ever on this subject was when an old mate 'picked up' on Ela beach on the way home from work....and stood hosing her down on the rear deck of his boat in full uniform and in plain sight of the assembled Yachty patrons before talking her below decks
Fun times
Re the Yahty...always carefull and never woke up wanting to chew my arm off, never paid for it....PNG girls just take a slightly more pragmatic view of these things than western women...I was never THAT pi$$ed.....in truth I suspect I only ever did the 'psst' bottle top thing once or twice and then with girls I already knew well enough that they thought it funny too...and laughed like drains afterwards at the reaction of those standing around and not in on the joke
Although I saw it work equally well when used by a certain PX work mate who was REALLY drunk and somewhat less....selective.
Bad men went to the 6 mile settlement...I think I can speak for both taily and I when I say we NEVER did that.
The funniest story ever on this subject was when an old mate 'picked up' on Ela beach on the way home from work....and stood hosing her down on the rear deck of his boat in full uniform and in plain sight of the assembled Yachty patrons before talking her below decks
Fun times
Man Bilong Balus long PNG
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Chuckles; I'm aghast!! Shocked even!! I really thought that you were a 'gentleman of the old school.' Two Miss PNGs and several Flight Attendants? Ohmigawd!!!
I'm genuinely....................................Ah **** it, no I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jealous!!!! All I ever got was a once a week hug from a (former) Miss PNG!
There are those who have it, and those who don't!
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
I'm genuinely....................................Ah **** it, no I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jealous!!!! All I ever got was a once a week hug from a (former) Miss PNG!
There are those who have it, and those who don't!
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
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Sexual chocolate………….I guess that means you like the dark stuff or are you planning on being a little “SHADY” again.
Don’t stress about the exam, the boys up there will help you pass it
Don’t stress about the exam, the boys up there will help you pass it
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or even worse, Papa bilong mi.
hey Ozex, you don't know how to return Sms's? or did the notorius phone system charge me for sending it and then gobble it up?.
hey Ozex, you don't know how to return Sms's? or did the notorius phone system charge me for sending it and then gobble it up?.
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Unce upon a time, I spent a couple of weeks in PNG.....
I spent alot of that time flying around in planes, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, that guy who flys around in planes? I spent many nights hanging out at the yacht club and meeting the locals, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, that friendly guy at the yacht club? Hell, I even arrived with gifts of duty free absolut, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, the vodka guy?
Geeezus! You fcuk one chick at the Shady Rest Hotel.....
I spent alot of that time flying around in planes, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, that guy who flys around in planes? I spent many nights hanging out at the yacht club and meeting the locals, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, that friendly guy at the yacht club? Hell, I even arrived with gifts of duty free absolut, but do you think they call me Sexual Chocolate, the vodka guy?
Geeezus! You fcuk one chick at the Shady Rest Hotel.....
Man Bilong Balus long PNG
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Choccy As they say in the classics.....
That'll learn ya!!!! 
Forgotten whom is was that told me on my very first night in PNG;
Rule #1; Don't get caught!!
Think yourself lucky that you did'nt cop a nickname similar to a bloke I once knew. He was called "Three Pumps"
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
That'll learn ya!!!!
Forgotten whom is was that told me on my very first night in PNG;
Rule #1; Don't get caught!!
Think yourself lucky that you did'nt cop a nickname similar to a bloke I once knew. He was called "Three Pumps"
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.
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Chocolate.... So you got your Black Wings.?? They would then call you
"Bikpela Man Choclit wit Clap Bilong em". He heh heh heh heh.
Join the Penicillin Club Bilong Peengee. 
"Bikpela Man Choclit wit Clap Bilong em". He heh heh heh heh.
Join the Penicillin Club Bilong Peengee.
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Wiz... When you got your local sim card, I'm sure that I told you B-Mobile doesn't send or receive international SMS. Domestic tasol. So, if you were charged for the message, it would've been done by your local service provider, in anticipation that the message would go through.
This is truly the land of the unexpected eh?
My problem right now is that I can't even make or receive phone calls coz my phone has gone to a Haus Sik in Brisbane.
Domestic tasol. So, if you were charged for the message, it would've been done by your local service provider, in anticipation that the message would go through.This is truly the land of the unexpected eh?
My problem right now is that I can't even make or receive phone calls coz my phone has gone to a Haus Sik in Brisbane.
