"Scott Kelly has a small dick"
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"Scott Kelly has a small dick"
Did anyone in Auckland see this string banner and message ("SCOTT KELLY HAS A SMALL DICK") being towed behind a Wilga on Friday afternoon??
I spotted it passing overhead the folks place about 3pm heading towards the city and returning back towards Ardmore an hour or so later.
Who is the poor b'stard S. Kelly and who did he p.i.s.s off?
Also poses the question wether it was an appropriate message, should the company involved have accepted the job??
S2K
I spotted it passing overhead the folks place about 3pm heading towards the city and returning back towards Ardmore an hour or so later.
Who is the poor b'stard S. Kelly and who did he p.i.s.s off?
Also poses the question wether it was an appropriate message, should the company involved have accepted the job??
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An old girlfriend of mine once told me she preferred guys with small dicks. She reckoned they "tried harder". 
No, I am not Scott Kelly !
No, I am not Scott Kelly !
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Yeah, I'm Scott Kelly...
I don't care how small my d!ck is... as long as I'm having fun with it..
Whiskery.. can I have your old girlfriend's number?
Following article explains the lot...
http://www.nzgirl.com/fabyou/fabarticles
I don't care how small my d!ck is... as long as I'm having fun with it..
Whiskery.. can I have your old girlfriend's number?
Following article explains the lot...
http://www.nzgirl.com/fabyou/fabarticles
Moderate, Modest & Mild.
It would seem to me, that in her haste to get revenge, the nzgirl who organised the banner has left herself wide open - literally speaking.
The only girl who'd be upset at being served what the banner said, would be a girl with a BIG PUSSY.
"That's not my ring - it's my wristwatch!!"
She's probably done you a big favour, Scott.
The only girl who'd be upset at being served what the banner said, would be a girl with a BIG PUSSY.
"That's not my ring - it's my wristwatch!!"
She's probably done you a big favour, Scott.
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Heard about it on The Edge radio station driving home from work on Friday, pissed myself when I heard it! Bit of shame with that banner being towed over the Big Day Out with record attendance, 45 000 people seeing it!
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Cypher - I know that you are not S.Kelly (and not from any personal, intimate, knowledge of your anatomy either 
) but dude!! I'm a little disturbed you found the related article on NZGIRL.com
Whats up with that??
S2K
) but dude!! I'm a little disturbed you found the related article on NZGIRL.comWhats up with that??
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Cypher;
Are you sure that wasnt the 3rd banner you saw go up? The second one went up with a typo and had to be called back - apparently an expensive exercise for the Air Media guys
- Good to see a bit of humor around the airfield anyway 
Are you sure that wasnt the 3rd banner you saw go up? The second one went up with a typo and had to be called back - apparently an expensive exercise for the Air Media guys
- Good to see a bit of humor around the airfield anyway
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Could you imagine the fem uproar if some fine fella got one of Australias "blokes" mags to fly a banner over the Sydney beaches on a weekend with something akin to " Jenny Skoptovich is a fat whore".
Surely you can't do this.............
Surely you can't do this.............
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"Would it stand up in court?"
I'm not sure if that is the issue in question.
Would the court require evidence of the organ's erect dimensions to prove defamation?
Cruze Power, your expertise on "Liable" is called for...
Would the court require evidence of the organ's erect dimensions to prove defamation?
Cruze Power, your expertise on "Liable" is called for...
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flyby..
I'm not sure if it was the 3rd or 2nd.. but I'm having a good laugh out of this anyway!!!
how much does a banner tow cost?
maybe "Paul Homes is a cheeky whitey..." would go down well...
maybe theres a business op in all this...
Airborne Insults!!
I'm not sure if it was the 3rd or 2nd.. but I'm having a good laugh out of this anyway!!!
how much does a banner tow cost?
maybe "Paul Homes is a cheeky whitey..." would go down well...
maybe theres a business op in all this...
Airborne Insults!!
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Oh!!!
Poor Scott Kelly.
He was so upset at this innuendo (which nonetheless turns out to be true!) that he sat at the bar in the snake pit the other day, deep in concentration, surrounded by chicks, pensively licking his eyebrows.
Wahdoo, Scott mau makan puki ini?????
PT
He was so upset at this innuendo (which nonetheless turns out to be true!) that he sat at the bar in the snake pit the other day, deep in concentration, surrounded by chicks, pensively licking his eyebrows.
Wahdoo, Scott mau makan puki ini?????
PT