Ten Commandments of Air Travel
 

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's personal space.
2. Thou shalt not interrupt the in-flight movie.
3. Thou shalt not hide thy telecommunications from the flight attendants.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's overhead compartment.
5. Thou shalt not attempt any out-of-chair business during the meal service.
6. Thou shalt not raise the armrest.
7. Thou shalt remember thy close proximity to others, and keep it holy.
8. Thou shalt say please and thank you.
9. Thou shalt be mindful of children.
10. Thou shalt not demand special attention.

AIRLINE!
 

THOU SHALT NOT TORQUE ME OFF OR I SHALL PUBLISCIZE!

I am the customer.

Yeah. Like that will make a difference with 80+% load factors.

And I defy you to find a carrier that will not at some point "torque you off."

Condoments
 

Thou shalt not be extremely fat and sweat in my direction. Thank you.