'giz a job mate!
 

Anyone feeling charitable out there?
I need a job and a visa to go with it.

If your cute, female, good personality, have your own plane. Marriage will work fine!

I'm Still single!
Hurry it won't last much longer!

Shouldn't it read;

Looking for wife with an airplane. Must be able to cook, sew, maintain the aircraft, have own house, reliable transportation, steady job and high income.

Applicants, please post picture of plane here...... ;)

The question now is where should I post this ad? New York Times? Pacific Flyer? I don't really want some girl who just thinks shes cute(I have seen Jerry Springer, I know) and owns a C172(Lemon). I know I'm now getting a little picky, but do you blame me?

Oh, and no divourced with children(divourced at 19 with 3 kids, as I said, I have seen the Jerry Springer Show).