Welcome to JFK!
 

classic!:} - that links a bit messed up but works if you copy and paste it

http://home.online.no/~chainly/JFKGround.mp3

Sounds like a normal day at JFK.

I don't know who that ground controller is, but I talk to him all the time -- he usually has his sh!t straight. Everyone has a bad day.

Whos on Alpha
 

Sounds a bit like the famous Abbot and Costello routine - Who's one First.
Guy has a sense of humor which I suspect he really needs in his job.
Someone should be able to make a TV show out this.
20driver