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Viking Bar revival thread!

Old 16th Feb 2008, 05:35
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Aye, still drunk, don't go serious Mr. An2
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Old 16th Feb 2008, 08:31
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Me?! Serious?!

Surely,...you must be joking?
Right?

Really TD,....you know me better than that!!
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Old 17th Feb 2008, 03:53
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Really TD,....you know me better than that!!
Aye mate, I thought ya were gay.
Or I am loosing my mind.
Or both.
You choose

All is well here in the colonies.

Stay cool and say hello to Mr. Bengt Engel and his incredible foxy wife. (Made in Sweden she is..I wish she had a sister digging mature men in Florida.)
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Old 17th Feb 2008, 20:50
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Hmm, another sober day here at the TowerDog house.
Kind of boring, but I had to cut down on the booze. Not only does it
come in the way of working, (Pilots can't do 3-Martini power lunches)
but I was developing a healthy beer belly.
(I don;t mind, but it may turn the young chics off, can't take that risk)

Soooo, the old 'dog is on a diet. Hungry every day, and even worse, sober most of the time. Not good.

Lost 10 lbs so far. (Sounds better than 4.5 kilos.)

Quit drinking beer, instead I found some cheap wine in big bottles.
Or the occasional Cuba Libre. All good stuff, but looking forward to
my next beer, in a month or so perhaps.
I'll buy the round.
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Old 18th Feb 2008, 06:36
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeez
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Old 18th Feb 2008, 11:08
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OK MrTD!!!

Now I understand!
You're not only delirious, but also has incredably low blood-sugar levels?!
Poor guy!

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Old 18th Feb 2008, 15:45
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Bananas one?

An2,

Would you think a few bananas would do wonders to his blood sugar

BTW, pretty pleasant in the sandpit these days. +29 and climbing
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Old 18th Feb 2008, 20:13
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I know, I know..But it is all for the good of God and for mankind.
Put the 'dog on a diet and get him ready for the next mid-life crises.

Then step back and hide yer daughters...
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Old 18th Feb 2008, 21:01
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Would you think a few bananas would do wonders to his blood sugar
I know for a fact that a few bananaz would set the man straight again!!
...having hauled around a few B's myself, I have only good things to say about them.
There are faint memorys of consuming about 4-5 of them per sim-session...........
Poor instructor!

Then step back and hide yer daughters...
I'm reeeally glad I have only boys!!! ....and on the other side of the pond!!!
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Old 18th Feb 2008, 23:09
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I know for a fact that a few bananaz would set the man straight again
Hey, bananas are good..Some say the worlds best food.
For you middle-age farts out there with growing prostates: Avocados will control the growth and restore any, ahem, male problems.
(This it true and straight from the latest research, remember you saw it here first)
Say after me: An Avocdo a day keeps the doctor away.


I'm reeeally glad I have only boys!!! ....and on the other side of the pond!!!
Ya made 2 good choices there Mr. An2....
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Old 21st Feb 2008, 18:04
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aaaahhhhhhhh, so the slumbering thread has gone bananas when bengt was away for a few days...


glad to hear you are on the right way TD and hopefully the germans have opened so you can have an octoberfest when you get off the dry season...

shout out to Danny, get this server up to speed, I'm getting really tired....even bought a titel and all just to send you some money...
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Old 22nd Feb 2008, 02:51
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" C'm on back here so we get to slap you around a bit!!! "

New guy back, ready for my spanking

Just thinking about poor TD, Giving up beer, Is that even possible?
Not even fresh of the plane 20 yrs ago, with michelob being the best i could find ( it was terrible), did I considder giving up on the liquid bread.
And today with all the Micro ales that have popped up since i arrived Ive gone from hurtn puppy to heaven

Take care.
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Old 22nd Feb 2008, 03:39
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did I considder giving up on the liquid bread.
Aye, ya mean the hydraulic sandwich?

Yeah them yanks never caught on to brewing the good stuff.
I do all my beer drinking with imports..(Starting to salviate and drool now)

A cold Bitburger or Warsteiner on a hot Florida afternoon is like having oral sex, and there is 23 more cans in the case....

With a pack of Drum rolling tobaco it is close to extacy.

Unfortunately the good doctor told me to quit all of the above..
Which I did...

Now in a Philadelphia hotel room with a whoe day to kill tomorrow.
Guess I will go and say hello to Rocky Balboa, he is here in town.

Anybody else (or their daugthers) in PHL tomorrow?

Full report will follow..

(too cold to move my lazy body outside the hote tonightl, -1 C...The viking blood is pretty thin these days)

I will buy another round in the Viking Bar for you studs that still live and thrive close to the artic circle. Not for this cowboy for sure
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Old 22nd Feb 2008, 12:31
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.....and there is 23 more cans in the case....
24 hours per day.
24 cans per case.
Coincidence?
I think not!



.....had one of those plastic signs with the above quote on it, on our refrigerator, when I lived in DAB.
Just to remind us not to get de-hydrated!
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Old 25th Mar 2008, 10:35
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Aye boys, we have been on the wagon for a month?

Quiet in the bar for sure.
Lets stir up some dust, perhaps even smoke out Flaps 40.

Let's start with a Blonde Joke:

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."


A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lb., and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 lb., and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and she's a current professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

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Old 25th Mar 2008, 14:02
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But I don`t think Flaps40 has been around this corner in awhile . Or?

Survived Easter yet again, after a bit of but it was all good fun for all involved. Names have been changed to protect the guilty, as Bon Scott once said

But out flying Mr. TD? Chasing Easterbunnies below the equator perhaps?
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Old 26th Mar 2008, 02:18
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But I don`t think Flaps40 has been around this corner in awhile . Or?
Nah, she is missing in action..Poor woman, she don't know what she is missing..

But out flying Mr. TD? Chasing Easterbunnies below the equator perhaps?
Aye, the last few trips have been all domestic US. Had a red-eye special from Miami to Las Vegas, 24hrs lay-over, then back at night again.
Easy flying for sure, like stealing candy from kids...Not that I uh, know how, but heard it is easy.
Lots of tourists and hookers in Vegas for sure. Did not try my luck at the tables but my co-worker went to town with $400.00 and returned with $95.00 or so. He is also Norwegian, on PPRuNe now and then, and quite profitable for the casino's and bars in Vegas...Come on Bjørn A, fezz up and say hello to the boys in Scandiland..

The next trip was also inland US, this time to Los Angeles, but daytime.
Another easy ride, like shooting fish in a barrel. Radar contact all the way, fully automatic aeromachine (B757), no squaks, no problems, no un-ruly pax, no lisping gay flight attendants, no bad weather, no nothing to put a finger on. (Or in, that was the problem perhaps.)

In other words, all is well in the colonies.
Had 4 days off now with lots of good food and drink in the dog, then tomorrow an easy afternoon flight to Venezuela (MAR) for short lay-over, then MAR-MIA, MIA-PUJ, PUJ-MIA on Thursday. Not a party trip with only 10:30 in MAR, but short-time is also ok...

Say hello to the Easter bunnies in Norway from the Big Dog..
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Odin and Thor! Skygods!

Hmm, did I get you right, TD? Was that a fully loaded norwegian AA cockpit on MIA-LAS? God save us!

Used to be a member of the AMR Scandi Mafia! Also member of the AMR Dobble Scandi Crew! Those where the days!

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Old 26th Mar 2008, 14:23
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PUJ.

Howdy TD and ALL.
"MIA-PUJ, PUJ-MIA on Thursday"
What'the ETA for you're bounces? I havent looked yet but think im scheduled for my ride down that washboard around 1000ish local.
Should be GETAWAY 900 something.
If not PUJ its CUN, Then PUJ on friday..
Anyone else down range those days feel free to hollar a God morgen @ me
Take care.
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Old 26th Mar 2008, 14:44
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Hmm, did I get you right, TD? Was that a fully loaded norwegian AA cockpit on MIA-LAS? God save us!

Used to be a member of the AMR Scandi Mafia! Also member of the AMR Dobble Scandi Crew! Those where the days!

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Yeah, fully loaded with Norsk. Tromsø and Trondheim.
So you quit AMR? Heard about one guy that did....

Easy job here, too lazy to quit, but I got furloughed 4 years ago and had to go out in the real world and work for a living..Not good

What'the ETA for you're bounces? I havent looked yet but think im scheduled for my ride down that washboard around 1000ish local.
Well, 1200 l/t dept MIA arr PUJ 1415 for 1:10 on the ground, then back to MIA.
Ya with AA as well?
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