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Flatus Veteranus 24th January 2006 17:47

"It'll polish out, Chiefie!"

Onan the Clumsy 24th January 2006 18:00

bloody hell that was confusing going to that other forum.

I got lost for a little while there. Couldn't tell which was which :8

Hueymeister 24th January 2006 18:21

Anyone got a piccy that works?

Rakshasa 24th January 2006 18:27

From the UKAR thread...

http://www.ukar.co.uk/board/ikonboar...;t=10742;st=20

Dont see what all the fuss is over on Key.

Rhino power 24th January 2006 18:59


Dont see what all the fuss is over on Key
The 'fuss' over on Key is down to couple of guys, Fonk and NungesserC are the main culprits, trolls of the very worst kind thay are. One of them used to post here under the name Gegene(sp?), you only need to check his posts to see what I mean.

Regards, RP

Grimweasel 24th January 2006 19:13

More to the point there's a working Groves 422 Crane lifting it! Wretched crane can only lift 20 tonnes really close in. Bring back the Coles 315M, a mans crane!!

Blodwyn Pig 24th January 2006 19:25

remember the iron fairy?....now thats a name for a crane!

Jackonicko 24th January 2006 21:13

Pontius,

Inbox cleared!

Ref bannings. Some Frenchie referred to the Brits as 'Mr Beans' and harped on about our national inadequacies, and was then upset when I referred to the French as soap-dodging, ugly bird molesting surrender merchants.....

Rakshasa 24th January 2006 22:09


Originally Posted by Rhino power
The 'fuss' over on Key is down to couple of guys, Fonk and NungesserC are the main culprits, trolls of the very worst kind thay are. One of them used to post here under the name Gegene(sp?), you only need to check his posts to see what I mean.
Regards, RP


Ah, I see. Most of it had been edited out by the time I looked in...

Both using WWI french aces for handles, too? :yuk:

soddim 25th January 2006 10:43


I referred to the French as soap-dodging, ugly bird molesting surrender merchants
I do wish Jacko would say what he really means about the French - he's far too nice to them.

ORAC 25th January 2006 11:30

You should have mentioned cheese somewhere in there. Always pleases the froggies if you mention cheese.....

Navaleye 25th January 2006 11:51

Jacko, well said. That Typhoon doesn't look that badly damaged. I know a good panel beater that could take the dents out. Anyone know for sure if its a write off?

Jackonicko 25th January 2006 12:29

Orac,

I didn't want to offend anyone.......

(And I find that disparaging their hairy-pitted, stained toothed womenfolk, and their lack of personal hygiene to be every bit as effective as talking of cheese.....) ;)

PPRuNeUser0211 25th January 2006 14:26

Navaleye...

Not sure about the exact details, but one of the major snags with typhoon is the level of composite use in the airframe, not quite as simple as taking a hammer to it;) Most of the structure is load-bearing iirc

Navaleye 25th January 2006 14:32

Maybe they could fit rubbing strips on the underside of the nose for the remaining fleet? Seems a bid sad to be talking about writing off a £50m piece of kit before its even entered operational service. :confused:

engineer(retard) 25th January 2006 19:06

"Maybe they could fit rubbing strips on the underside of the nose for the remaining fleet"

Or strap on a couple of Jackos abrasive mates :)

retard

The Rocket 27th January 2006 22:09

Having had a quick look around the jet at Coningsby recently, with the radome and radar removed, it certainly doesn't look all that bad at all, and the gingers seem pretty confident that it would be repairable. Certainly looked in a lot better shape than several Tornados I have seen after a wheels up landing.
Although Composite materials hide a lot of damage, and can be in quite a state whilst looking outwardly fine, it seems that the radome, radar assy and canards took most of the hit, all replaceable items

Although perhaps a certain Mr El***t won't be too happy to have his jet dead for such a long time:p :ok:

Jobza Guddun 27th January 2006 22:36

Mr E's feelings toward "his" jet aside, I wonder if the Typhoon spares situation has improved somewhat recently? :hmm:

Jackonicko 28th January 2006 00:02

Do we take it that Mr E was at the controls?

Safeware 28th January 2006 00:07

Jacko,

Maybe it was just the one with his name on the side????

sw


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