Scud, that's quite frighteningly believable :E :ok:

Why do I have to show face time on the Sqn when the boss has my picture on his wall?:{

BlueWolf

It's absolutely true. The MoI men proposed the phrase, "Put Your Dog on Fuller's Earth and Beat the Turd Reich". But this was deemed, "Unsuitable" by the Minister of Information, Alfred Duff-Cooper.

After the War, Duff-Cooper conceded there was no evidence the measure had actually prevented anyone stepping in dog muck, but pronounced it had been, "A wonderful morale booster".

If the key to promotion is a high profile secondary duty on the Mess Committee, why are so many Messes so badly run?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why do you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

:ugh:

Why is orange jam called marmalade


It is the sort of question which, if one was to choose as ones specialist subject on Mastermind, 0 would be a creditable score.

Why do birds....suddenly appear...
...ev'ry time.....you are near ?

I don't like Mondays?

Why is this thread back at the top?:ouch:

Why are the RAF a bunch of jessies?

:) :) :) :ouch:

I'm not too sure, why do you reckon??:}

Why is this thread still going? ;)