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For Apocalypse Now afficionados...
OK - time for some light relief for AN fans. Add you favourite quotes below. If you want to link them with the current mess feel free.
"Kurtz got out of the boat........he quit the whole f****n programme" |
" I'm not going ! I'm not going ! " ( A soldier )
"I used to think if I died in an evil place then my soul wouldn't make it to heaven. Well, ****. I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here". (Chef) "Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another". (Willard) "You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history". (Hubert) |
"The Horror! The Horror" :eek:
Slightly off topic, there's a website where the homilies of that Drill Instructor from Full Metal Jacket can be downloaded. I had them on my machine in place of the default windows sounds. They are priceless, but tend to get on ones tits after a while. Drill Instructor: How tall are you private? Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir! Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huhl Where are you from anyway, private?Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir! Drill Instructor: Holy dog sh!t! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Quite a few more far to extreme for the mil forum :rolleyes: |
"Saigon. ****! I'm still only in Saigon"
"Tiger! It's a fu**in Tiger" "Clean, get on that Sixty" "Its god damn pagan ideology!" "Not one godam stinkin gook body.....the whole hill.........it smelled.......like Victory........some day this war's gonna end" "Jesus H Christ its a sapper, I'm going in" "Oustanding Red Team, gets you a case of beer for that one" "Exterminate with extreme predjudice" Best film of the century in my opinion!! |
not an expert but i seem to remember:
"I want some god damn surfers on the beach" "Charlie don't surf" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" |
We come in low out of the rising sun,and about a mile out we put on the music..
Music? Yeah Music, Wagner, scares the hell out of the stoats, my boys love it! Hey, do you know who your commanding officer is? Ain't you? errrrrrrr Roger that , ... Bring in all you got, give it all you should BOMB THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGE SON...... |
They said that your methods were... unsound... and that you had gone completely insane.
Are my methods unsound Willert? I don't see .. any method .. at all sir. |
"Huey's Sir, lots of Huey's"
Probably also valid at ALS in the very near future... |
Try www.kazaa.com (it's the new napster). There's loads of movie sound clips...and videos - all of course highly illegal.
Solotk: It's 'slopes' not 'stoats'. To me the best line is not spoken...It's the shrug Robert Duvall gives after "Someday this war's gonna end". Forkhill RUC helipad had "Paddy Don't Surf" written on it for months in '92-'93. |
Apocalypse Now
Hello all, I am new to these forums. Hope i can make a valid contribution.
My favourite quote.... "If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it is safe to surf this beach!" |
Lt Col Kilgore - What do you know about surfing?....you're from goddam New Jersey!
Chef - I'm gonna pick me some mangos:cool: |
ARVN Interpreter: He says he wants water. He's a VC. He can drink paddy water! (spits)
LTCOL Kilgore: Anyone who fights the Cav can drink out of MY canteen! or COL Kurtz: These people do not understand horror....Horror...and moral terror! |
(Chef after seeing the tiger);
"I don't need it I don't want it - you can kiss my ass in the County Jail 'cause i'm f****n buggin' out!!" (Dennis Hopper greeting Willard) "Zap 'em with yer siren man..... zap 'em with yer siren....." "..and watch out those goddamn monkeys bite I tell yer..." (later...) "....YOU CAN'T GO INTO SPACE...WADDAYA GONNA USE? 3/8/ 5/8? FRACTIONS? IT'S DIALECTIC PHYSICS MAN!!..." "...He's a great man...I'm a little man..." "...Not with a bang, but with a whimper, and with a whimper, i'm f****n splittin' Jack!" |
"What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? He was a kind man, a wise man, he had plans, he had wisdom - bullsh!t man!"
"Never get off the boat..." "A spear!" |
1) Chef - how come all you guys sit on your helmets?
Grunt - So we don't get our balls blown off! 2) Lance - I think we should wait for the tide to come in Kilgore - The tide doesn't come in for six hours Incoming! You want to say here for six hours?! |
"Charging a man with murder in Vietnam - It's like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500......."
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Beverly Hills
(Do Lung Bridge)
"Where can I find the CO!?" "IN A CONCRETE F****R CALLED BEVERLY HILLS.....WHERE THE F**K ELSE D'YOU THINK HE WOULD BE!!?" "....gogetheroach.....gogetheroach....GOGETHEROACHN****R !!" ".....you see him?........need a flare?......." ".....no....." |
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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream...it's my nightmare
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