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Big Pistons Forever 11th May 2024 01:18

The frozen chosen (one)

NutLoose 11th May 2024 08:22

I told that weatherman I wanted sunshine today, peg him out naked until he see’s that when I say I want sunshine, I want sunshine!

1859sqn 11th May 2024 08:54

Under his RAF surplus greatcoat (airmen for the use of) the two ferrets down the front of the Great Leader's sweatpants grew restless....

MPN11 11th May 2024 10:08

"Ah, confetti ... I love a wedding!"

Chu Chu 11th May 2024 10:40

Where are we again?

승암로동자구, Great Leader.

That was good advice about the fox hat.


Chu Chu 12th May 2024 01:12

Abominable snowman.

jolihokistix 12th May 2024 01:22

Fox? Haha, ...................no.

I have all my winter hats made from special blends of giant panda, koala and snow leopard.

treadigraph 12th May 2024 05:07

Lieutenant Hi Fat suggests that you like to accompany the Special Operations Forces for their morning dip while you are here Dear Leader?

Hee hee, Fat always was a shining wit.. execute him!

sealo0 12th May 2024 08:28

Snowflakes finding a home

MPN11 12th May 2024 09:15

Western sanctions had prevented the importation of dandruff shampoo.

Chu Chu 12th May 2024 12:39

Vile weather. Is it always like this here?

Yes, Great Leader. The municipal motto is "We put the squall in squalor."

sealo0 12th May 2024 17:17

Little voice from the back: err excuse me but is this the queue for the little boys room?

Fly-by-Wife 12th May 2024 21:18

North Korea's first cocaine factory mysteriously explodes during an inspection.

"It's snow joke", said Kim, "it's really starting to get up my nose", going on to warn of a "crack down".

fitliker 13th May 2024 04:22

He is not addicted to disco dust or blow he just likes the smell of it , like .


fitliker 13th May 2024 04:29

The ash from the new crematorium Is a bit white as there wasn’t a lot of fat on the last trainload of starving peasants

Buster Hyman 13th May 2024 06:50

Well, I think 3 days is about as much as we can all stomach of the Dear Leader...

Runner up with the "That got dark quickly" award...

Originally Posted by fitliker (Post 11654082)
The ash from the new crematorium Is a bit white as there wasn’t a lot of fat on the last trainload of starving peasants

But our winner for this round & the "Itches all over" award...

Originally Posted by 622 (Post 11652464)
The 'head and shoulders' sanctions were starting to cause problems!

:D

622 13th May 2024 07:08

Many thanks ....lets go with this:

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....dfab324dc5.jpg

Buster Hyman 13th May 2024 07:41

Tom Cruise's Horse.

Buster Hyman 13th May 2024 07:42

The fences were a little higher at this years Grand National!

Wensleydale 13th May 2024 08:14

... and in more defence cuts, the Blues and Royals have merged with the Parachute Regiment.

Wensleydale 13th May 2024 08:20

What was really carried by the RAF Sentinel....

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....bba10542b0.jpg


sealo0 13th May 2024 08:36

Pegasus Airline, the early years.

sealo0 13th May 2024 09:44

Boeing “Jumpseat”

treadigraph 13th May 2024 09:53

One of the Four Horesemen of the Aparaclypse had come unseated...

Dan Gerous 13th May 2024 09:55

I always wanted to be a seagull. Bombs away!

https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....dfab324dc5.jpg

treadigraph 13th May 2024 10:10

Whoaaaaa! What I said was I always wanted to jump at Hickstead...

Saab Dastard 13th May 2024 10:22

A little bigger...

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....bdadcab204.jpg

SLXOwft 13th May 2024 10:36

Remotely Postillioned Aerial Stallion

Fly-by-Wife 13th May 2024 10:51

Shergar finally found, horsing around in Acapulco...

Fly-by-Wife 13th May 2024 10:54

Well I'm not a night mare, so this must be a day dream!

Chu Chu 13th May 2024 10:57

When you said you were going to be jumping under new silks, I thought you meant you were changing stables.

Fly-by-Wife 13th May 2024 10:58

The Russian Olympic show-jumping team disqualified for cheating

Fly-by-Wife 13th May 2024 10:59

If only I had opposable thumbs, I could steer this thing...

Chu Chu 13th May 2024 11:01

This whole Air Cav concept may require some rethinking.

son of brommers 13th May 2024 11:46

This Horsa doesn't glide as well as the original but the addition of an environmentally friendly bomb bay scared the Germans on the sunbeds.

1859sqn 13th May 2024 13:09

I wasn't worried until I saw what happened to that Landrover they dropped earlier...

Buster Hyman 13th May 2024 13:14

Custers Horse was having none of it!

Chu Chu 13th May 2024 13:55

They chute horses, don’t they?

cavuman1 13th May 2024 15:56

Mr. Ed: Not only able to talk, but an expert skydiver as well!

- Mr. Ed

cavuman1 13th May 2024 16:02

The horse's jump partner was surprised when, upon pulling his ripcord D-ring, a feedbag deployed.

- Ed


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