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Hueymeister 1st Apr 2022 16:36

Early April Fool?
 
What chimpery is this?
A terrible email from Commandant 3FTS wanting the time hack with a hooooorah. Please tell me it was an early April Fool!
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....02c17cff0.jpeg

Timelord 1st Apr 2022 17:00

Probably true, he’s ex F3s apparently.

Toadstool 1st Apr 2022 17:14

I saw this on Twitter the other day and hoped it was a spoof. I can’t stand stuff like this and it most certainly doesn’t foster a greater military ethos.

sangiovese. 1st Apr 2022 17:14

Was sent it before today so probably true. Adds to the obligatory recce brief I guess….

Sue Vêtements 1st Apr 2022 18:29

That's even worse than working in Corporate America !!!!!

What do they do to you if you just stay quiet?

Stratnumberone 1st Apr 2022 18:37

Hopefully the tedious ‘hoorahing’ is still going on over the actual hack meaning that everyone’s watch is slightly out.

trim it out 1st Apr 2022 18:50

This nourishes my soul.

NutLoose 1st Apr 2022 19:15

Did you see the RAF Scampton to become Lincoln International Airport :E
The building design looked impressive though.

https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2022/04/...rows-move-out/

CharlieJuliet 1st Apr 2022 20:37

Anyone remember Lossiemouth in the early 80's when the Staish used to appear at Met Briefing and sit down to: 8.30 in 5 4 3 2 1 - but the actual time was set on his a*** hitting the chair. For a correct time hack we had to look elsewhere?

BEagle 1st Apr 2022 20:46

Whatever is this puerile 'hoorah' nonsense? It sounds appallingly Uhmerkan Mreenkaw or similar?

At one station where I served, they used to put the speaking clock over the PA at Met Brief - that stopped all nonsense from self important wheels thinking that the world revolved around them!

Ninthace 1st Apr 2022 20:55

Given modern watch technology, it all seems a bit antiquated. My watch sets itself to the correct time on its own. It never needs charging or winding either.

[email protected] 1st Apr 2022 21:12


Originally Posted by BEagle (Post 11209329)
Whatever is this puerile 'hoorah' nonsense? It sounds appallingly Uhmerkan Mreenkaw or similar?

At one station where I served, they used to put the speaking clock over the PA at Met Brief - that stopped all nonsense from self important wheels thinking that the world revolved around them!

Agreed Beagle - it's so naff it's embarrassing - another one from the senior officers good ideas club playbook

Wensleydale 2nd Apr 2022 08:36


Originally Posted by BEagle (Post 11209329)
Whatever is this puerile 'hoorah' nonsense? It sounds appallingly Uhmerkan Mreenkaw or similar?

At one station where I served, they used to put the speaking clock over the PA at Met Brief - that stopped all nonsense from self important wheels thinking that the world revolved around them!

I seem to remember some time ago (was it the rehearsal for the Silver Jubilee Flypast?), that many of the participants were accused of being early/late at their gate time. Subsequent investigations showed that the BT speaking clock gave a time that was up to 12 seconds different depending upon where you were in the Country.

lsh 2nd Apr 2022 08:53

Was sitting in an American military eatery in the early 80's, RAFG.
We were chomping away happily on a bench table in the far corner.
Massive person in one of those little hats stands filling the door and screams "Airborne"!.
The assembled, hundreds of 'em, stand up and scream "Fight"!
We were surprised.

lsh
:E

serf 2nd Apr 2022 09:07


Originally Posted by Ninthace (Post 11209333)
Given modern watch technology, it all seems a bit antiquated. My watch sets itself to the correct time on its own. It never needs charging or winding either.

GPS time every time

Sloppy Link 2nd Apr 2022 11:11

Apple time.

Ninthace 2nd Apr 2022 21:05

Casio Waveceptor in my case. Even looks like a watch!

xtp 2nd Apr 2022 21:30

My original solar-powered Casio Waveceptor is still going strong without servicing since 2005.

Significant time differences between pips on FM, DAB and web, Windows time from the web, and that given by my recently-synchronised Waveceptor make it difficult know which to believe.

Ninthace 2nd Apr 2022 23:25


Originally Posted by xtp (Post 11209810)
My original solar-powered Casio Waveceptor is still going strong without servicing since 2005.

Significant time differences between pips on FM, DAB and web, Windows time from the web, and that given by my recently-synchronised Waveceptor make it difficult know which to believe.

What about gps time?
My Ceptor is pretty spot on with the TV and FM Radio, via the aerial rather than the web. Too far in the sticks for DAB. My car has a DAB option. On the 12 mile drive to the shops, I get around 4 mins of audio, the rest is no signal!

The B Word 3rd Apr 2022 16:27

Timelord - ex GRs actually…

BEagle - to be “Uhmerkan” it would be “Oorah” for the Corps. The proposal of “Hoorah” would be more like Bertie Wooster (probably apt, in this case!).

Finally, why do folks think it’s alright to photograph a screen on a classified computer (all right, it’s only OFFICIAL) and then wonder why the Military Rozzers start to get excited and want to ‘feel their collar’. All a bit naive really, isn’t it? If you want to spread rumour there is no need to take a photo of it, making a pretty pants attempt to redact it and then leave some of the names in the distro list! :ugh:


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