Fancy being an Astronaut, ESA is recruiting
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“Diversity at ESA should not only address the origin, age, background or gender of our astronauts, but also perhaps physical disabilities. To make this dream a reality, alongside the astronaut recruitment I am launching the Parastronaut Feasibility Project – an innovation whose time has come." The only obstacle might be being a bloke, but I only need to self-declare myself as female and ‘Robert is your Dad’s brother’. Worked for Eddie Izzard (recently voted as I understand ‘best female comedian’). |
I doubt they'll be taking many Brits..................
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ESA has 22 Member States. The national bodies responsible for space in these countries sit on ESA’s governing Council: Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom. As can be seen from this list, not all member countries of the European Union are members of ESA and not all ESA Member States are members of the EU. ESA is an entirely independent organisation although it maintains close ties with the EU through an ESA/EC Framework Agreement. The two organisations share a joint European Strategy for Space and have together developed the European Space Policy. |
I think that you can now self identify as an astronaut rather than do all those tedious tests. I think we have come a long way from the Mercury Seven...
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Originally Posted by Asturias56
(Post 10987130)
I doubt they'll be taking many Brits..................
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Originally Posted by Chris Kebab
(Post 10987480)
Got a buddy works for ESA, she reckons it's a place where national politics get firmly left at the door, which is good to hear.
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Originally Posted by dead_pan
(Post 10987587)
She doesn't work at ESTEC then? To be fair, some of the Brits working there were the worst offenders.
I recall only one funny episode: going through a long corridor I noticed a hand-written plate on one office saying "only fans of Celtic work here" (I assume it was about football). I asked my ESTEC friend whether it was a joke, and he answered: "50/50, really tough guys inside and you'd better not discuss sport issues with them" :-) As for UK astronauts, ESA works according to a so-called "geographic return" principle. It implies that funding of the industrial contractors from a particular country should be balanced with the budget that this country allocates to ESA. The same for the number of staff. In 90's there were times when the UK decreased its funding and the number of British engineers and scientists also decreased. Accordingly, when ESA started sending astronauts to space, there were surprisingly nearly no one from the UK (France and Germany prevailed). Only in the last 10-15 years the situation improved. |
Originally Posted by dead_pan
(Post 10987587)
She doesn't work at ESTEC then? To be fair, some of the Brits working there were the worst offenders.
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Originally Posted by A_Van
(Post 10987953)
Both are correct. I have been working with ESA (and ESTEC in particular) since early 90's on joint international projects and visited ESTEC every 2-3 months sometimes. ESTEC is indeed a nice place where many nationalities work in a friendly atmosphere. To a large extent this is because The Netherlands, as a host country, is very comfortable for foreigners.
I recall only one funny episode: going through a long corridor I noticed a hand-written plate on one office saying "only fans of Celtic work here" (I assume it was about football). I asked my ESTEC friend whether it was a joke, and he answered: "50/50, really tough guys inside and you'd better not discuss sport issues with them" :-) As for UK astronauts, ESA works according to a so-called "geographic return" principle. |
No good for BV though, he'd want to take his own bog along for the trip ;)
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UK eschewed manned space flight in favour of science and earth observation for a long time. Now they are back in and funding it there will be a % of Brits selected. One memory of ESTEC was having lunch in the canteen and everyone spoke in their own language and everyone else understood, apart from me!
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Originally Posted by SimonPaddo
(Post 10988629)
.... One memory of ESTEC was having lunch in the canteen and everyone spoke in their own language and everyone else understood, apart from me!
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I wonder what the chances are of ever making it into orbit.
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Clearly I’m suitably qualified.
However I’m not prepared to go until they fit doors which go “shhh” and I have a machine which responds to “tea Earl Grey hot”. Make it so. |
Of course.
Originally Posted by NutLoose
(Post 10988558)
No good for BV though, he'd want to take his own bog along for the trip ;)
BV |
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Originally Posted by Tay Cough
(Post 10988844)
Clearly I’m suitably qualified.
However I’m not prepared to go until they fit doors which go “shhh” and I have a machine which responds to “tea Earl Grey hot”. Make it so. |
Originally Posted by olster
(Post 10987304)
I think that you can now self identify as an astronaut rather than do all those tedious tests. I think we have come a long way from the Mercury Seven...
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