Teddy in Corner
 

Can someone remember the correct sequence of showing one is getting annoyed by describing abusing one's teddy bear? Teddy in corner, etc.

I hate to think where this is going to end up!!

Out of the pram Herod?

Jet blast?

https://i.imgur.com/cRRVayc.jpg

Be VERY afraid, people! Do NOT throw Bears. OK?

I am of the opinion that in some services this sequence was visibly initiated with the offended person picking up the aforementioned T. Bear whereupon the arms and legs would slowly and carefully be dismembered from the torso and very energetically and forcibly ejected from the junior persons accommodation...end of stage 1.

That's the one , but about 40 years ago there was quite a well-known - in my bits of the RAF certainly - sequence to the rising temper and dismemberment of the teddy.

And I thought this was a Lingerie thread......

When all else fails, and you've run out of Teddies, there's always
Jack

Throwing Teddy out of the cot I believe.

Cot quiet, cot noisy.
cock hook and look.
On looking inside, you see no teddy infants hand and no teddy in the cot.
Reload hand with new teddy, carry on caring
Cot quiet, cot noisy.
cock hook and look.
On looking inside, you see no teddy in the hand and one teddy in the cot.
Replace teddy in hand, carry on caring
Cot quiet, cot noisy.
cock hook and look.
On looking inside, you see no teddy the hand and one teddy dismantled in the cot.
Replace teddy and promote infant, give up caring.