Adrenaline
 

Being shot at in GW1 caused me a lot of adrenaline rushes; however, I still perspire. Are there any folks out there who don't, apart from DOY?

Don't mock the afflicted, especially those who apparently suffer from the curiously appropriately named "anhidrosis", vide https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/17/ant-d...-dig-11172692/ !

Jack

Only affects those with blue blood-apparently.

I give it a couple of weeks before security logs of DoY movements for the period involved are leaked to the press. There are simply too many security personnel around for this not to leak. Either guilt complex or massive gutter press payoff.

Does he really have continuous security? As if he was important? How many removed is he from the succession?
I honestly would be amazed if I were to be part-funding a team of plods guarding the royal personage.

Seriously.

He's slipped to Number 8 in the charts with the arrival of Archie Sussex, and it'll be down to No 9 if the rumours about Katie Cambridge are true....

I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Thank you. I wonder how far down the list that protection extends.

Presumably he was higher up the list at the time of his visit to Pizza Express?

His memory is so vague that he cannot remember an alleged wild night of sex, but he DOES remember the exact time and date of going to buy a pizza?

I saw what you did there :ok:

Not good publicity for wild sex and not good publicity for Pizza Express

[I had not heard of Pizza Express, but I did hear of wild sex but this was AFTER the swinging sixties.

I must have missed the sixties because I can remember them.

Was the DOY ever actually shot at during the Falklands ? I thought he was an Exocet decoy, carefully placed between a ship and Africa before doing some casualty evacuation flying. He said earlier that he never saw a missile and since that period, has had the occasional "hot rush".

https://en.mercopress.com/2001/06/12...ds-experiences

What's a "DOY"?

Cheers,
Grog

Duke of York = "Randy Andy" = Prince Andrew.

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And then he had them again,
But has no recollection of it at all...

Oh, the grand old Duke Of York.
He's really in a mess,
Who would bet that he does not sweat
and eats at Pizza Express !

Went past it twice yesterday and nothing visible...

A middle-aged Royal named Andy
Was feeling particularly randy
He went down to Woking
And instead of a poking
Had a pizza and a lager shandy