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effortless 3rd Aug 2017 07:49

Mrs Wilkinson's knickers.
 
So another as BoB veteran dies. The big question arises. What to wear when going to war? Ken Wilkinson wore his wife's knickers round his neck. I can really sympathise with this. I know at least one Lightning pilot regularly wore his girlfriend's.

Ken Wilkinson, 616 and 19 squadrons. Dies at the age of 99.

Red Line Entry 3rd Aug 2017 07:55

...which in the Lightning case probably had nothing to do with going to war!


Ken was a top bloke - met him at a Dining In night a few years ago when one of our female members was smitten with meeting a BoB hero. I think he quite enjoyed the attention (although the Stn Cdr was having kittens that she'd give him a heart attack!)

Danny42C 3rd Aug 2017 11:10

I believe that something silk round the neck made screwing your head round (a vital attribute in a fighter pilot !) less scratchy than with a starched collar. One of your girlfriend's silk (no nylons yet) stockings (preferably used) was ideal for the purpose.

Clearly a pair of silk frillies would meet the requirement just as well.

Or so I am told.

Wensleydale 3rd Aug 2017 12:28

So was the Battle of Britain the first European Thong Contest?

Barksdale Boy 3rd Aug 2017 13:48

In a reversal of this, my wife, on a desperately cold day in Manchester, wore my aircrew double string vest under her wedding dress.

sycamore 3rd Aug 2017 14:06

B-B, bet she was `itching` to get out of it as well....

Dan Winterland 4th Aug 2017 10:34

One day I went to work with a pair of my wife's knickers stuck to the Velcro of the lower leg pocket of my flying suit. They became attached in the tumble dryer - honest!

I didn't get much banter for that of course.

ShyTorque 4th Aug 2017 15:01


Originally Posted by Dan Winterland (Post 9851845)
One day I went to work with a pair of my wife's knickers stuck to the Velcro of the lower leg pocket of my flying suit. They became attached in the tumble dryer - honest!

I didn't get much banter for that of course.

I once did similar when I rode my push bike across the station to work trailing a pair of light brown tights from the velcro on my flying suit waistband like a sad parody of Biggles' silk scarf. Then walked across the hangar to met brief and back, completely unaware of why everyone was in such a jolly mood. At least I amused many of the station personnel, especially those on the main gate. :O

Fortissimo 4th Aug 2017 16:22


So was the Battle of Britain the first European Thong Contest?
Wensleydale, brilliant, new keyboard and fresh coffee required! :D:D:D:D

Icare9 5th Aug 2017 20:40

I know at least one Lightning pilot regularly wore his girlfriend's........

I believe that something silk round the neck made screwing your head round (a vital attribute in a fighter pilot !)... ahem....

I can't get my head through the leg hole, what's the right technique?

Rosevidney1 5th Aug 2017 22:33

Get a larger girlfriend?

sycamore 6th Aug 2017 09:29

Ic9,cut the `gussett`.....

zetec2 6th Aug 2017 17:27

I sense something going on here Sycamore - is it something to do with you always having a smile on your face when flying ?????.

Wander00 7th Aug 2017 14:20

Sniff, sniff.......

sycamore 7th Aug 2017 15:29

Z2, nah,Norah Batty`s bloomers/fingertrappers,armour -plated...from knees to chest....!:O

Danny42C 7th Aug 2017 18:03

(In Mobile):

♫... "The girls all wear tin pants -
But they take 'em off to dance
" ...♫

Wouldn't have been any use for this purpose ! (and think of the compass deviation).

THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT.

The Oberon 8th Aug 2017 04:38


Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 9854824)
Z2, nah,Norah Batty`s bloomers/fingertrappers,armour -plated...from knees to chest....!:O

Not the old harvest festivals? All is safely gathered in.

B2N2 8th Aug 2017 09:25


Originally Posted by Rosevidney1 (Post 9853295)
Get a larger girlfriend?

:D

That just had me in stitches...thank you very much.

Wander00 8th Aug 2017 10:02

What's your name?
Nicholas
Knickerless girls should not climb trees.......

DirtyProp 8th Aug 2017 10:57

Can we safely assume that these two are pilot's wives then...?

https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/006...3456739884.jpg


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