List of "Top Secret" UK Bases on Internet
 

If anyone is in the mood for a laugh I reccomend they visit this site and look at all the secret bases HMG owns. Apparently we own bases which carry out research into teleportation - beam me up scotty :)

http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/ukufobas.htm

RAF Shrivenham? Have the light blue engineered a coup?

I have 2 major concerns about this site.
The first is the Lancashire base of RAF Waddington. Let me remind you gentlemen that this is so secret you can't find it on any normal map of Lancashire.

Of real concern however is the revelation of the existence of an airfield at Bessbrook Mill in Northern Ireland.

These people need locking up and the key thrown away somewhere that they would never find it - Lulworth Cove in Devon.

Shhh. they don't know whats in Minley Woods yet.

I went there not long ago and I'll be back in a couple of weeks, but don't worry, I'll be making sure I go by the long route and I'll be checking I haven't been followed.

The defence of the nation would be horribly compromised if they ever find out what goes on there :rolleyes:

There are lots of things you could find out if you were that bored.
If these people knew what was good for their country though they'd keep it all under their hat.

Fruitcake anybody?
 

There's a similar bunch of fruitcakes who spend their lives trying to get into the caverns under Rudloe and the Box Tunnel (can't remember the site address sadly).

Basically they've rumbled that the caves are where we store UFOs that we've captured. We also store ones from other countries there too; they're flown into Lyneham in the back of Hercs (so they're obviuosly SWB UFOs then), then taken by the secret tunnel to Rudloe.....




......................now the voices are telling me to go out and kill women..................

Don't mock - it seems very credible to me.

I was particularly pleased to note that RAF Newton, closed, derelict, and with the airfield now being grazed by sheep, is used for "air training."

Or maybe the "sheep-like" aliens are actually the captured UFO crews?......is something going on we should know about???

Said sheep are in fact woolly pigs being geneticallly modified to supply bacon in the harsh nuclear winter following a limited exchange of hardware.
What I want to know is where do they keep the clubs that go with the big golf balls at Menwith Hills?
:(

Anyway as for the site at the root of this thread, just a test if any spooks are "listening":

Bomb
President
White House
Anthrax
Terrorist
George Bush
Revolution
Semi-automatic machine gun
Roger deCourcey and Nookie-bear

There, that should do it.
(The last one's a bluff to get them talking)
:p

Talkin' R,

My wife has long referred to sheep as woolly pigs - does she know the secret? Is she actually the designated Gauleiter for this area in the aftermath of said nuclear war?

Stop Start,

Nice try, but what self-respecting alien would build a UFO that would fit in a Herc. They're flown to Benson in C-17s and transported as underslung loads to the unknown secret base at Henley in Berkshire. Not the Oxfordshire Henley cos that would be too obvious....

Crackerbarrels
 

Jacko - it's all true.

I found fruitcake central here some of the links don't seem to work at the mo' but you get the picture..........

Dear god, there's more

More Weapons Grade Fuitcakery here

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memo to self: Go to bed.

ooooooooooo and more, tis fascinating, so it is. Has anyone actually seen one of these? I suggest you change your login before replying.....

Yes I have seen one (Pre-Service) , just in case the blue-devil boys read this forum :D

http://www.ufoworld.co.uk/

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/.../m11-022.shtml

http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/lakenwimb.htm

http://ufoinfo.com/news/raf_ufo.html

http://www.zetatalk.com/theword/tword07s.htm

That's enough I think...................

Now I need to get one of those tinfoil umbrellas for my noggin

Tony :D :D :D

As well as Box tunnel...

I worked in a top secret Naval Base in Plymouth (o.k., you've forced it out of me. It was Devonport) some years ago and there is an old railway tunnel there, used to be part of the dockyard railway, which is disused and sealed off. There was,, however, a rumour amongst the train spotting community that it was used to to store some old steam locos, as part of some sort of strategic reserve.

The MOD Plod used to regularly arrest members of this lot for breaking into the dockyard with intent to write down train numbers.

Trainspotter conspiracy theorists breaking into a dockyard?

Now I've heard everything.

Bunker spotters are even more frightening - there is a whole load of them at uk.rec.subterrenea (or something similar) who catalouge every nuclear bunker in existence as some kind of hobby?????
I too have heard about Box Tunnel - I thought that it had a nuclear power plant several stories below and was home to the Greys who will eventually take over the planet - or maybe I'm getting confused with the blues / reds?

But trainspotters in Devonport dockyard? Fools - everyone knows the strategic reserve is hidden in a tunnel in the West Midlands where it is guarded by Lord Lucan & Elvis. Don't you know anything?

Most amused that 'RAF Binbrook' and 'RAF West Raynham' are included. I guess that's why somebody keeps painting the 5 Sqn logo on one of the hangars at Binbrook then - it's a secret base. Never mind the ruddy great holes dug in the runways.

And Honington seems to have moved to Lincs. Teleported no doubt.

Bunker spotters - I must be a saddo, found some of the sites on these absolutely fascinating, particularly how serious the Yanks were about building bases to survive a nuclear war, while we knocked up nissan huts and so on.

But there is a subtle code just discernable in the link on the first post, betraying a plan to de-militarise the country.

The UFO link is rendered in the phonetic alphabet - as Uniform Foxtrot Oscar - clearly a rallying cry for the uniformed services to ... errr ... go away in short jerky movements.

But what do they (the spiders from Mars of course!) intend to replace us with .................................????????????????:confused: :confused: :confused:

Quite worrying that they list they MC130 as a specialist helicopter. Must have been a hell of a shock to all the guys finishing heli training to end up at EGDL! :eek:

Jimlad,

I can't thank you enough for the link to this excellent site. As I sit here in the Purple Learning Centre plotting the eventual take over of ALL other departments by the RAF I find that my location here at Watchfile has moved (without warning and without noticing) from the Oxon/Wilts borders to BERKSHIRE! Those damn coneheads in their no longer secret bunkers HAVE cracked teleport.

Some of the info is so out of date I nearly fell of my chair laughing. Excellent fun :)

I too was quite concerned when I noticed that watchfield had moved as well- however if they fancy teleporting the officer cadets out of Kitchener Hall then they can feel free to do so. Just don't move the Prince of Wales or the Eagle- please?

I was impressed to see that Watchfield is a secret base - I think its all part of our new war winning plan, we house a top secret legion of O/C's who when war breaks out, will defect to the other side and cause so much mayhem and havoc through incompetence that the enemy is bound to surrender!
Not that I'm bitter or twisted, but a year in Stalag Luft Shrivenham, with them all around me has left my sanity hanging by a very thin thread...