Looking on the bright side its going to do wonders for interest levels in 1st Aid Training for the cadets!

OK, she has a nice boat race...but a huge ar$e.

Just trying to get...no, sorry.

BEagle probably has a Vordaphone!

Clearly this is a classic example of 'Simple Harmonic Motion' with a restoring elastic force which obeys Hooke's law :}

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Class. :ok:

Intriguing.... ;)

CoffmanStarter, the dynamics of this event are more complex than mere simple harmonic motion; equally Hooke's Law doesn't really apply to tension in more than one plane.

There is also the coefficient of restitution to consider:

:ooh:

BEagle ... I just knew you couldn't resist replying to that one :D :ok:

Yup Coff,
Beags demonstrating the benefits of four years :zzz: at university at the taxpayers' expense..........

Oi! O-P.....
 

........what do you mean she has a "huge" arse?

She has a magnificent arse - as HenryVIII said of one of his ladies, "an arse to build a kingdom on". (and if he didn't he should have).

The Ancient Mariner

I spent some time with the fragrant Ms Vorderman and agree with BEags, she is a very pleasant lady indeed.

Consequently I will not have you oafs making snide comments about the future Mrs Stress. Outside now, Coffman first and TankerTrashNav last as he was a Rock and will require a modicum of effort to bring to tears :)

BEagle is excused being bashed as I know the mere thought of indulging in jockstrappery will make him offer his apologies.

Have at you bounders.

Hello Sittingstress ...

Those red anti-delusional pills you currently take ... I'd move on to the stronger yellow ones if I were you old chap :}

Cheers ... :ok: