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ian16th 20th Mar 2014 16:28


When you remember that the French aircrew in-flight rations you picked up at Istres included a small caraffe of red wine
Those of us stationed there had unlimited Algerian 'ruff red' with both lunch and dinner :ok:

When I stepped out of the Beverley, I was an innocent 20 year old, who'd never drunk wine or set foot outside of the UK.

I changed :ok::ok::ok::ok::ok:

goudie 20th Mar 2014 16:30

You know you're getting old when, you'd love to make a contribution to this thread, but you can't remember anything!:confused:

gzornenplatz 20th Mar 2014 17:49

You know you're getting very old
 
When one of your studes is in the House of Lords

MPN11 20th Mar 2014 18:50


Originally Posted by Danny42C
You remember when you picked up the 'phone and the girl said "Number, please".

Ah... "Rothwell Haigh, are you still working ... click ... brrr" :*


Originally Posted by gzornenplatz
When one of your studes is in the House of Lords

Oh, VERY cool :cool:

NutLoose 20th Mar 2014 18:58

When the musket you used had proper dropping power and they tried to convince you the Bren you were looking at isn't a Bren but an LMG.


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1.3VStall 20th Mar 2014 19:47

When Abingdon, Acklington, Bassingbourn, Binbrook, Brawdy, Chivenor, Coltishall, Cottesmore, Gaydon, Kemble, Kinloss, Lindholme, Little Rissington, Lyneham, Middleton St George, Manby, Strubby, Syerston, Ternhill, Thorney Island, Wattisham, Watton, White Waltham and West Raynham (and probably others my befuddled brain has forgotten) were all active flying stations.

They were when I joined. Sob!

Dengue_Dude 20th Mar 2014 20:14

When airways had colours.

When bread, coal, vegetables and milk were delivered - as were clean sheets in Quarters.

When aircraft had Drift Sights and Sextants.

When your car ran on the same oil as your aircraft.

When you used OM15 as upper cylinder lubricant.

When your inflight calculator was made of disks of metal with 'Dalton' written on it.

When a HUD had an emu on the end of it.

When Fire Piquet meant a free night watching a film in the ASTRA.

When the co-pilots carried F6663 en route.

When aircrew wore newer flying kit than UKBAGS.

When en route, we carried SVC.

When part of your flying kit were goggles.

When Walkmans were cutting edge and worked on little green batteries from Stores.

When Stores was called Supply.

That'll do pig . . .

Wander00 20th Mar 2014 20:23

You open PPrune to see a link to the obituary of a teenage girlfriend's Father - and realise it was 55-odd years ago........................

albatross 20th Mar 2014 20:38

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e6...ps0b50b02e.jpg

Ah the great cartoons of Bob Stevens USAF.

cuefaye 20th Mar 2014 20:56

Saturday nights. When a quid paid for a film at the Odeon for two, four pints and four gin 'n orange afterwards, a packet of fags, and the bus fare home. And whatever the film, it was two seats in the middle of the back row, white thighs, girdle and suspenders, and --------


Now I much prefer a good curry, but in all honesty there's not an option :uhoh:

lsd 20th Mar 2014 21:01

And to add to 1.3V Stall:
Atkinson Field, Bruggen, Changi, El Adem, Gatow, Gutersloh, Khormaksar, Kai Tak, Kuching, Laarbruck, Labuan, Luqa, Muharraq, Seletar, Tengah and Wildenrath....
and that's just the ones I could have been posted to on completing flying training ....
let alone the others overseas I operated into:
Sharjah, Riyan, Masirah, Salahah, Gan....
all now closed....tempus fugit.j

threeputt 20th Mar 2014 21:18

When nobody knows what a "cheap Changi" watch is!


3P:)

cuefaye 20th Mar 2014 21:23

Aside from Gan and Atkinson Field, did them all, and all those of 1.3V's. Not boasting, simply privileged :) How will my grandkids see so much, at no cost? :sad:

ian16th 20th Mar 2014 21:34

NAAFI tea was 1½d and a ticket to the Astra was 6d

Danny42C 21st Mar 2014 00:05

You had a schoolboy crush on Amy Johnson.

Melchett01 21st Mar 2014 00:33


When Walkmans were cutting edge and worked on little green batteries from Stores
What's a Walkman? :confused:

oxenos 21st Mar 2014 13:15

"When nobody knows what a "cheap Changi" watch is!"

And they haven't heard of the Temple Hill Gorilla.

oxenos 21st Mar 2014 13:16

"When nobody knows what a "cheap Changi" watch is!"

And they haven't heard of the Temple Hill Gorilla!

oxenos 21st Mar 2014 13:17

You put a post on here and then forget you've already done it.

sycamore 21st Mar 2014 16:42

When.....you do an airtest on a J-P 4, 50 yrs after you first flew it at FTS....

Herod 21st Mar 2014 16:46


"When nobody knows what a "cheap Changi" watch is!"
I eventually had to change "you lie, like cheap Changi watch" to "you lie, like cheap Taiwanese timepiece".

..When you have to explain what a Varsity or radial engine are.

Danny42C 21st Mar 2014 17:01

When young ladies open the door for you !

CoffmanStarter 21st Mar 2014 17:20

When you have to explain what Two Stage Amber was ... and before anyone gets any funny ideas ... I was told about it a long time ago and can still remember !

Wander00 21st Mar 2014 18:06

Trump you Danny - when they offer you their seat in a bus or train........................

ValMORNA 21st Mar 2014 20:26

Double trump! . . . when they help you across the road.

Pontius Navigator 21st Mar 2014 21:28


Originally Posted by MAD Boom (Post 8386607)
- an aircraft you've flown is now a gate guardian

No, it's still flying 70 years on.


- a picture of your crew is in a museum
No, my picture was in a museum 45 years ago :)


- your local Air Cadet unit has SNCOs that weren't born when you joined
Got me. My local Air Cadet unit has no one that was born when I joined :)

Pontius Navigator 21st Mar 2014 21:41

When Abingdon, Acklington, Aldergrove, Ballykelly, Bassingbourn, Binbrook, Brawdy, Chivenor, Coltishall, Cottesmore, Finningley, Gaydon, Honington, Kemble, Kinloss, Leconfield, Leeming, Lindholme, Little Rissington, Lyneham, Machrihanish, Middleton St George, Manby, St Mawgan, Stradishall, Strubby, Swinderby, Syerston, Ternhill, Thorney Island,Topcliffe, Upwood, Wattisham, Watton, White Waltham and West Raynham

Danny42C 22nd Mar 2014 15:34

......When the Popes start looking younger....

zkdli 22nd Mar 2014 19:04

when you remember Pontius was a pilot :8

gzornenplatz 22nd Mar 2014 19:43

I've just realised...
 
The date of my commission was as far from the outbreak of World War One as from today's date! :eek:

Lightning5 22nd Mar 2014 19:53

When your mode of transport to Singapore and back was a troopship !!

Herod 22nd Mar 2014 21:39


when you remember Pontius was a pilot
Check user name. I was running the show before Pontius even started flying training. ;)

Axel-Flo 22nd Mar 2014 22:33

In The SH world......
 
Violet 813, Red 850......Red 650 even, and Green 100 are no longer remembered......

Not withstanding all the equivalents are just as pertinent in Afghan..... It still makes you feel old that you knew them......

Wasn't it Dobbo called 747 through the overhead and Jabba got an "Orange Whip" from FL nose Bleed in A JP 5?

Lowkey 22nd Mar 2014 22:34

When the girl in PSF asks you if you are sure that there is a letter in your Service number!!!

Axel-Flo 22nd Mar 2014 22:38

No way...
 
Really? Do service numbers not have a letter in any more?

I looked at a pax manifest the other week and my Army service number is loads x 10 to the power N ( where N is a really large integer) lower than the RSM of a just returned unit from out east....WTF?:\

Axel-Flo 22nd Mar 2014 22:43

"An anuvver thing....."
 
I can remember when even if you didn't know the extension, or title or name or really any other details than what they did........The telephone operators at a unit would get you through to the right person first go.....

Never......"so where in 15 Sqn do you want?
" no we don't have a CSRO"
"I have OC C Flt"
"Ok how about Aircrew crew room?"
"No...nothing under that....how about Admin NCO?"

T-21 23rd Mar 2014 07:47

Station Sick Quarters(SSQ) now Station Medical Centre.
Does anybody remember those addictive NAAFI square fruit pies in the sixties ,came in a box and had cherry,blackcurrant fillings. Do aircrew still get flying rations today ? remember Mars bars,chewing gum .

Wensleydale 23rd Mar 2014 09:17

...you remember when you could walk into the Officers' Mess bar at any time during the week and it was never empty.

expatfrance 23rd Mar 2014 10:14

You are actually old when you can remember walking out of the bar!!

dragartist 23rd Mar 2014 12:47

Cheap Changi watch
 
When your first cheap Changi Watch circa 1968 stops working after nearly 50 years and your next one from 2010 stops after a couple of months!


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