Christmas is ...............?
 

answers on a postcard please.

Christmas comes
but once a firkin.
And when it comes
we're firkin wirkin.

.....the day after tomorrow.

...like a dose of piles, you know it is there, but you wish it wasn't, as it normally is a right pain in the a**.

....cancelled. Again.

Sorry RR, as a military aviator I thought I was entitled to post within this forum? T'was only meant as some light-hearted Yuletide banter, there's many another thread in here not strictly limited to military aviation. The clue is in the title 'Military Aircrew'. Merry Christmas.

llamaman

Overindulgence; exercise (to compensate)
..........next year...


And a Christmas cuddle..

..... finding out (on the 22nd) that your appeal against redundancy has been unsuccessful.

Still, red wine is the solution to all life's problems.

(What's exercise?)

Oh, **** the Olympics, I've DVDs of Top Gear to watch.

Sh*t Willard :(

Hope it isn't true

Too true. Thanks anyhoo.

Why bother applying for redundancy in the first place if all you were going to do was change your mind.

I didn't apply for it.

I've read between the lines on a few occasions, but I don't own glasses capable of that magnification.

Sorry, not after sympathy, red wine (and port) and internet are not comfortable bedfellows.

Sorry to hear that Willard, was meant to be a light-hearted thread!

llamaman

Well then, I guess they just don't want you. :=

Think of the money as an early Christmas bonus and start your resettlement in the new year.

When I look at what I'm leaving behind I don't get too depressed.

So Back too

Christmas is..................

the time of year the RAF goes high tech......

Men with shovels clearing hangar doors
Men in 4 tonners again with shovels de-icing roads

Men with shovels full stop

Seeing the Military Wives Choir wipe the smug smile off Simon Cowell's face - "well done", Ladies, on all accounts!

Willard.

Best wishes and hoping that next year is a good one for you :ok:

Life outside of the military is very different, and folks who can bull**** well seem to get ahead in many roles, but a good military mind and positive attitude will always be a winning combination IMHO.

Merry Christmas one and all :)