Is Pm Cameron Delusional?
 

He wants to enforce a no fly zone over Libya?
With the RAF as it stands in the face of depletion?
This man is for the funny farm.

I understand the Americans are repositioning large elements of their forces into that area. We will send a Fg Off IntO and a Chef.

;)

Where is the Chef going to come from ?

The chef will be sourced from the private sector. Gordon Ramsay always seems to be up for a scrap ! :)

Also, one PTI, just in case their fitness test becomes due.

What about the OH&S rep?

Make that two. New regs mean that a PTI can not take her/her own fitness test :D

Don't forget a Mediator and a E & D rep.

Send in Steven Segal, he'll get it sorted!

You'll need at least one admin trade to sort out the JPA nightmare which will ensue.....

Dillusional?

He launched a PR coup with aeroplanes which are scheduled to be scrapped earlier than planned, flown from a base due to be closed this year, by crews who are waiting for possible redundancy notices.

They were also supported by ships which were returning to base to be scrapped and their crews are waiting for possible notices of redundancy.

Now he want to police a No Fly zone with aircraft which may soon be scrapped, flown by crews who are waiting on possible redundancy notices, from UK bases which may possibly be closed soon.

They can be supported by the few soldiers who can be spared from guarding prisons in the UK, that's if they're not made redundant first.

Well done Dave, if you can get any plaudits from that mess you've done well. Dillusional? No, two faced? Well then that's something else entirely......

Can we not adopt the American habit of calling him Prime Minister Cameron, please? He's Mr Cameron, Cameron, Dave or whatever. Mind you "premeer" Cameron would be worse, and I've heard that.

Couldn't we send in the Red Arrows?

I've heard from a very highly placed source that two VGS Vikings will be sent as a show of force.

The MOD will also need to commission a glossy pamphlet detailing disabled access to Libya.

Vikings, can the air cadet crews get parential permission to go on a field trip.

He's Mr Cameron...
not in my book best title for him is "master"
Buzz Lightyear applies too.

Trim Stab :bored: will be here in a moment offering his services (so long as we advance the landing fees), do be nice to him children. :rolleyes:

Can we not dress up a dozen or so AVM's. several Rear Admirals, and a few Brigadier Generals in their finest with all their gold braid and medals.......
Whitehall must have dozens of them in storage for just this sort of operation, then drop them off just outside Tripoli.....
It has been long noted that many an African state are always impressed with their leaders wearing more decorations on their uniform than a Pearly king and follow them without question..... a few 5th columnists from MOD will soon turn the situation....Job done.

Why not invite Mad Daffy to 'The Wedding', as a token of goodwill? He'd love to see his old pals Blair and Mandleson again. If he brings his son they could make a foursome!