Eel be around shortly maybe, when he pulls his finger out.

You lot are skating on very fin ice...

There must be a lot mer of these jokes to come, because it certainly wasn't the French who crustaceans in Iraq and Afghan.

I love this thread, there must be a plaice for it in Jet Blast. That will just rock them, but I think all of the fun will just clam up :-(

Seems to me a simple jape has been hijacked by the Pee-Cee terrorists!

Personally I think he DOES look like him :eek:

Cheers, keep the vitriol up, makes fun reading :ouch:

W2P

Yeah c'mon..get yer skates on!

Whelk sea about that!

The sword(fish) of fish puns here are of a much higher standard than Jet Blast. Do we really want them to mussel in?

'pon my sole just brill and what fun. We can now have a whale of a time, herring tales of roe from those who carp on about anyfin.

For someone so offended...

Once again LGBR, I refer you to previous comments - already said repeatedly I'm not offended nor have I ever been, as I explained. I find the more infantile comments quite funny actually, but it is always interesting to hear what people think, be it PC or non-PC!

Brickhistory how you make me smile. You have the nerve to accuse me of being an attention whore, and yet on this and other threads when you've chimed-in, you've never offered so much as a single line of sensible argument. Patently you don't like me (I'll try to cope with the emotional devastation) but really, talk about pots and kettles...:)

Ah, come on Tim, give us a pun!

fishing for compliments?;)

Tim,

Wha hey!! :D

Ummm, I hope that's a 'so to speak' type of comment. :E

Not for me where hamsters or gerbils fear to tread.....



Which brings the thread back to a military (you know, those that have served and are thus able to comment here without being a jerk) flavor in that while a gay wingman on a bar foray could act as my 'wingman' back in the day and take the posssesive, fat female friend out of play while the target was pursued, I most assuredly could not return the favor!

Brickhistory, I think that we have all agreed to differ on the fudge-packing issue and have managed to convert this thread into one ripping the ar$e (pun intended) out of the French, all the while making (don't ask me why) fish puns at their sole expense. As much fun as the original thread, but less frustrating.

But not on the actually having served/currently serving being a prequisite to lecturing here, I would think.



But, I lobster the plot and will try to bring a ray of hope to the thread regardless.

Well I did think a few people on here were getting a bit snapper but now we've all kissed and made up, there's nothing like a few fish puns to warm the cockles of me heart.

Cheers

Whirls

Gawd help us Brick, how many times are you going to try that line? Read the terms of use stuff, where it states that the site is also open to civilians who work with the military too, and get over it dear. Shouting "get out of our playground" every time you hear something you don't like is a bit silly. Take a tablet and calm down. I'd suggest fish oil but...

Oh for cod's hake Tim, I thought that we had moved this thread on to bigger and batter things................

Maybe he will go and mullet over for a while, unless he wants to carp on about it?

I'm sure I've seen him dancing the Conger

Mmmm, McLelland, sounds Celtic so are you sure that it wasn't a reel??