Airborne Nuclear Weapons
 

Now thats got your attention....

I was trawling the net, I'm bored and its lunch time and I stumbled across the "mistake story" about the USAF and the loading of the live warheads last year. I found a nice conspiracy theory about how it was (and I had to laugh) stolen for use in the USA by the CIA as an excuse to turn Iran/Iraq/Afghan etc into a glassy puddle.

My question is this? who can find the most preposterous conspiracy theory (with links) and submit it for us all to have a chuckle.

Obviously lets not try to break opsec etc but shall we all see what the armadillo hatted ones are thinking we do....?

Bonus points if you can tie it in to "cancelled" aircraft projects etc.....

Have fun and remember, the truth is out there/in here/under your bed/in a secret bunker/surfing with elvis (delete as required)

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what you have there is a classic cia cover up :p

Here's a good story for you...
 

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I say follow the money

An anagram of [deleted by cia] is belayed edict. Oooer Spooky!!

In a profound bass voice with the appropriate breathing noises:



"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Just search 9/11 and Pentagon 757

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday..
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839..
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Beags,

Where are the coincidences in your post then?? Surely that's just the natural run of things...................

NATO losses during Allied Force in 1999. These guys actually believe that hundreds of manned aircraft were lost in combat and are still being covered up to this day!

Even PPRuNe gets a mention in the hunt for the truth!

'The "secret" site is the PPRuNe message board for military pilots. I've spent several days at that site fishing for information until that Sherlock from The Observer scared everyone away with his article.'

http://www.aeronautics.ru/nws002/nat...s-review01.htm

http://www.aeronautics.ru/natodownfaq.htm

http://www.warinfo.org.yu/natodown.html

http://www.truthinmedia.org/TruthinM...m2000-5-1.html

TJ

Didn't realise that JFK was a necrophiliac...

Don't touch me I'm super important
 

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility filler :hmm: ;

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/chan...m?ChannelID=42


http://www.carnicom.com/contrails.htm

Cover-ups and conspiracies are a load of bollarko, our security forces are simply not clever enough. Now that the Official Secrets Act period has expired, I can tell you chums that on (deleted by CIA) I was personally involved with a nuclear (deleted by CIA) in airframe # (deleted by CIA) flying west over the (deleted by CIA) peninsula in the (deleted by CIA) after launching from (deleted by CIA). We got attacked by 3 (deleted by CIA) and had to jettison the (deleted by CIA) into the sea. Years later USN (deleted by CIA) found them and returned them to be dismantled and stored at RAF St (deleted by CIA).
Cover that lot up you Omega-loving bstards if you dare ! signed (ppruner deleted by CIA on (deleted by CIA) his body disposed at (deleted by CIA).....).

I can't provide links (for obvious reasons) but when working on a warship programme many years ago I had a very worried (and somewhat gullible) PA ask me for advice.

She had a letter addressed to a name she didn't recognise. So she had opened the letter and was even more worried.

IIRC it came from Prince Harold of England and gave us details of a secret design to prevent said warship being hit by a torpedo. The design consisted of a cylindrical cube that would rotate at high speed about one axis.

Naturally I realised the great importance of this design immediately and gave it to the mechanical engineers. Regrettably they completely failed me and never managed to provide me with a rotating cylindrical cube. I am sharing this with you all now but I must pass on the restriction Prince Harold implored me to obey - don't tell the French

Conspiracy Theory

‘A story appears to be true. It is widely accepted as true. It becomes a heresy to suggest that it is not true – even if it is riddled with falsehood, distortion and propaganda.’

You all need to get out more :uhoh::uhoh:

Especially the guy on the Serbia web site.....

And I still think that Elvis is a waiter at the Mirage :eek:

I think you'll find that should be a not particularly deep voice with a distinct west country (English) accent....

Cap'n PB.

Git orrf moii Deathstarr, you'm worryin moii stormtroopers,

Tare this shiip apaaaarttt, oii wants my traaaactoorr.

The ciiderrr is strooong with this one.

Sorry, thread drift.

Back to topic.

I heard a good one last week about the sat-navs in cars actually being two way and are transmitting locations to MI5,6,7,8 and 9.

apparently it makes it easier for the Omega's to track you.

Capt PB and Cornish
 

The above mentioned actor sounds nothing like that (or is it that he does, but I haven't noticed as I sound exactly the same!:E)

I was going to tell you that he and I went to the same school (or for posh chaps like Beags...We were schooled at the same establishment), and that it was named after a scientist linked with space, but I won't as it may give away my secret identity away.

Anyway, I have a conspiracy.... I think that the RAF rundown on nav training is linked with (deleted by MI5) and also ties in well with the expansion of (deleted by MI5) or any other burger chain