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siysmate 26th May 2005 14:26

I am sorry guys, just could not resist it.

Not had such a laugh since the outing of crossbow and the Israeli marshal arts expert from the BMW Recall thread

Hoots man

PileUp Officer 26th May 2005 14:34

Hmmmm... a windup by 'someone' or realising you've f**ked up and trying to get out of it?
Anyway, a lot of 18 year olds do go to IOT! ;) :ok:

Mad_Mark 26th May 2005 14:38

Couldn't resist this...

A post from siy247 on the other forum mentioned previously, in the "Ormond beach aviation in September" thread...


Well i have all my life strived to be in the RAF as a pilot. However after returning from cranwell being unsucessful as i was "Too young" I changed my mind and now wish to join the fleet air arm. They have treated me alot better and have got me many visits and trips none of which the RAF will do.

So fingersw crossed in January i'll be flying in the RN.
My commiserations to the FAA, however I am sure that your selection process will also weed him out :ok:

MadMark!!! :mad:

Biggles Flies Undone 26th May 2005 14:41

Best thread since 'A Bluntie Speaks Out' :ok:

siysmum 26th May 2005 14:42

D*ckhead
 
I sincerely hope that's not your real name 'Simon'.

Do you know who reads these threads? Have you not been briefed by your AFCO on pprune and what NOT to do?

You'd better come up with another 'real' name and say you were just messing, or you're in the sh*t chap.

Taxi for one................

engineer(retard) 26th May 2005 14:46

No, Im the real Simon and so's my wife.

Crucifiction, first cross on the left, nail yourself to the military forum.

siysmate 26th May 2005 14:49

Honestly Pileup me old cock sparra, I am not who I think I am, look I can even spell diluvian (and I know what it means!!) Apologies, I just wanted to extend the fun a bit as it has been a boring day and folk like siy247 only come along once in a while.

Juvenile, yes

Waste of bandwidth, probably

Cracking good sport, indeedy

Adieu, or is it goodbye?

syS_2447_hic_fart 26th May 2005 15:00

no on no no - you al1 got it ronng - i am the rael symon and don't be di55ing me no moore you gets!

i may nut be gr8 @ spulling but das no ne;ed 2 take it owt of I.

All of yoo bad poeple disin moi famelee stop et; now purleeze or oi'll get down diggeti on yow ass an bust ya chopz.

Oi aint noT 17 neever, i''m 17 an a harf and willl m8ke bettter foighter pylot van any of yoo #'l ot.

booyakashaaaa all va peeple vat want!!



www.spanki.net

Alchef 26th May 2005 15:02

How many of you fellas has this fool wound up???!!!!

Fantastic relief to Uni exam revision...

Bring on SOCA, I just can't wait!!!

siysmum 26th May 2005 15:12

I've found him !
 
Here's Simon and his mate in their full, wife beating glory.

http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/po...rt/chinwag.jpg

"I'm gonna join the raf innit mate"

Pontius Navigator 26th May 2005 15:26

Well Travelled Nav see PM please boss.

Widger 26th May 2005 15:42

BEagle


QUOTE]Widger - "Was, Courtney, was....."[/QUOTE]




What??????????

Centre_Expand 26th May 2005 15:58

Help...

Somebody please, help...

...my sides are killing me :p :p :p

Haven't laughed so much for ages.

Expect to see Siy (short for Psycho ??) on his own reality celebrity survival big brother gladiator chatshow soon.....

BEagle 26th May 2005 16:35

Widger, in the movie 'Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, when Courtney (Eric Sykes) tells Sir Percy Ware-Armitage (Terry-Thomas) that his daughter is still an innocent young girl, the latter responds:

"Was, Courtney, was!"

Hence my usage to comment upon your statement "...how great the RAF is."

Perhaps this particular form of banter is no longer very common?

siysmum 26th May 2005 17:32

On Pikeys, remember BumFights ? Check out BumHunter ! (Good Steve Irwin impression!!)

javascript:openWindow('http://www2.bumfights.com/view_movie.cfm?movie=webhunter&format=ram', '300', '290');Bum


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