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Flatus Veteranus 25th Aug 2007 18:35

The only trick the RAF has missed is having a girl in the Reds. I am sure it would go down very well with the Mums as well as the "sisterhood". I wonder whether this apparant oversight is due to the selection process. Even if a girl made it to the short list, could she survive the "democratic" final election hurdle, where all prejudices can be safely exercised? Apart from the gender question, what chance would an "ethnic" have; and as for a black dyke, she would have to fly like an angel and be a roaring extrovert with an endless store of rude jokes and a thirst like a brewer's, and play the piano standing on her head.

BEagle 25th Aug 2007 18:40

Well, no. Because unfortunately no matter how good she was, there would inevitably be silly "Only got in 'cos of the lumpy jumper" comments - and she would invariably be hunted down by the press at every opportunity....

By the way, isn't 'Black Dyke Fen' near Coningsby? Never did learn whether Fen was a person - or a place. Thankfully!!

F34NZ 25th Aug 2007 20:18

Flatus, if you do know of such a woman she's probably making a killing on the internet. On the other hand, if the RAF could get her into the Reds and thence onto Celebrity Arseswap or something similar, the recruitment potential would be incalculable. But do we want to be defended by an RAF full of noisy ethnic alcoholic lesbian piano players ?

Letsby Avenue 25th Aug 2007 22:14

Went for Emmerdale personally :}

FayeDeck 26th Aug 2007 13:39

I have to say as an ex pongo that I thought the programme was excellent. The team members came across with just the right amount of swagger but with a healthy respect for the applicants. It showed both the RAF and RAFAT in an excellent light.

What was the situation with the final selection..........seemed to be different to that reported on the programme??

SirToppamHat 26th Aug 2007 15:50

I don't have any better idea than anyone else about why the individuals concerned were or were not selected. However, one thing that occurred to me at the time the prog was first shown was how I would feel as a potential member of the team being approached.

Presumably the candidates would have had to agree to being filmed, interviewed etc, and personally, I am not sure I would have wanted to be filmed not getting through ... especially given the way we in the mil tend to load banter onto any mates who appear on the TV - "It's That Serious."

Excellent Families Day by the way chaps, good effort despite the cr@p weather.

STH

foxbat68 26th Aug 2007 16:58

FayeDeck

It was Sqn Ldr Ben 'Baz' Murphy and Flt Lt Andrew 'Boomer' Keith, as confimred at the end - both we're on the show but neither were interviewed.

That was for the 2007 season and both Duffy and Kermit reapplied succesfully, with each getting one of the 3 slots for next years team.

Report Line 26th Aug 2007 17:07

Thought the programme showed the RAF in the right light. Professional yet able to let their hair down. All of the blokes came across really well. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Hurrah!

Tourist 26th Aug 2007 18:02

My wife will be relieved. She couldn't believe that Bollard and Kermit didn't get through first time. "After all", she said, "they certainly came across as arrogant enough tossers".

Report Line 26th Aug 2007 18:16

Tourist,

'arrogant enough' would infer that your view of Red Arrows pilots is that they all have this personality trait. Please avail us of details of your experience in this matter:}.

(IOT lessons on leadership - 'beware of individuals who use deferred authority' - ie 'the Air Cdre said'! Hmmm deferred auth with CINC Nag Home perhaps:bored:).

Perhaps your wife said 'arrogant enough - tosser'.

abbotyobs 26th Aug 2007 18:35

she does sound really lovely

Clockwork Mouse 26th Aug 2007 19:11

RL
For God's sake don't start Tourist off again on an ant-Reds rant. We've been there before.

FFP 26th Aug 2007 19:42

Can't speak for the NZ guy but Bollard is one of the most down to earth, nicest guy's you could meet. Didn't think he came across as arrogant at all.

rudekid 26th Aug 2007 23:43

Brilliant- I love the anti-Reds threads....Here we go again!:E

As much as I don't agree with the continued existence of the Red Arrows, Bollard is indeed a very very good lad, as are many of the others on the team. I can count a couple of tosseurs, both already on the team and in the selection process, but that's just my opinion!

Interesting to hear that the Reds were all "Battle hardened Pilots...."

Maybe a statement saying "All the Red Arrows have flown fast jet aircraft in the RAF, some of whom have been on operations and some have only ever been deployed on exercise." would be more accurate!:p

Well really!

FayeDeck 27th Aug 2007 08:23

So Tourist,

At what stage did you get chopped??:}

Clockwork Mouse 27th Aug 2007 10:57

Yes, it was an excellent families' day, relaxed, friendly and utterly professional, the hallmarks of the Reds. Good to see that Rachel, the only civilian on the team, now has a red suit too.

Flatus Veteranus 27th Aug 2007 13:35

F34NZ

I totally agree your first sentence. Concerning your question about the sort of person we want defending us in the RAF, at my age I have long since stopped fussing about gender, colour or sexual preference. As long as someone can "do the business" I am most grateful to them. My old dad told me that the fighter pilots he shared an airfield when he was flying RE8s in WWI were mostly pi$$ed out of their minds when they flew. And I wonder how many B o B pilots would have passed a breathalyser? Of course in this age of multi-million pound aircraft the culture has had to change, and the heavy drinking seemed to have faded out with the first generation jets. But I am not sure the RAF is richer for the lack of eccentrics and mavericks. Anyway, I suppose the Reds are more about PR than "Defence".

Do I detect an "ethnic" connection in your monica?

globemaster3 1st Sep 2007 12:38

Red Arrows Hawk
 
Will the Red Arrows switch to the Hawk T2 after the RAF have completed the order with Bae Systems or will they stick with T1s,ive been wondering about this for a while and i thought someone would know:ugh:

TOPBUNKER 1st Sep 2007 13:34

Maybe they should switch to Typhoons, then at least nine of them would have a useful role!

... and it could entertain the Bear crews halfway through what must be a fairly dull day out!

By the way, I wonder if any Russian military members have ever been witnessed on Prune?

Perhaps our current democratic government/MoD have taken a leaf out of the Soviet book with the recent gagging order.

globemaster3 1st Sep 2007 13:38

Hey,I wonder if the Reds ever came on Pprune:}


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