Looking to hold a 'multi-national'/coalition pub quiz in some secret airbase in a sandy capital somewhere........ Therefore, I am after a website of pubquiz questions and non-pc team names. Anything goes:ok:

How's about;

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead.

You could always try "Jill Dando's doorstep challenge". Normally gets a giggle.:E

How about

There's no 'f' in chips.

I always like,

"Jeremy Beadle's gammy hand"

"Heather Mills spare sock"

"Gordon Browns a greedy b*st*rd"

"could be the last"

For a humorous picture round may I direct you towards the quizzes section of http://www.b3ta.co.uk? (nb. perhaps not strictly work friendly....:hmm:

I can guarantee the Righteous Morality Police of our colonial cousins will chortle merrily at the likes "Man Milk or Moo Milk" and "Fringe or Minge".

Or perhaps not. Worth a punt though............

Limp Rick and the No Balls? :)

Uncle Spam's Targets?

Some years ago when Bona Jets were tent-pegging rather often, a mate went to a bad taste party all tied up in flying suit and bandages - 'Harrier Pilot' was his choice....

Rusty Sherriffs Badge

My local pub had a couple of teams dubbed Hepititis A and Hepititis B.:uhoh:

we went for 'Would anyone like a drink?' :rolleyes:



"what's wrong with Ken Dodd's dad's dog darling?

- I don't care about Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog - I'm glad the damned dalmation's dead!

- oh come! Ken dodd's dad's dog was no trouble darling! it always seemed like a decidedly decent dog to this detective!"

(Lines from a very silly short play I was once in - brought back many memories - thanks edward spannerhands)

One I liked from a team that used to compete (very seriously) in a local quiz ...

Universally Challenged


Y_G

Cunning Stunts has always been my fave.:D

I once wore a badge (as did the whole Sqn !!) that had a brevet, a ficticious name below and then the very clever,

"Combined U.N Tac Sqn" in place of the standard sqn number. :eek:

Looking back, I walked round for 3 months with " C * * * S " on my flying suit. Clever. :ugh:

I suggest something different ....

How's about "the Pakistani bob sleighing team"

Saw "Cashmere Lobster" written on the side of a box of yarn, in a factory I once worked in, and thought it was a cool name.

Bobbing For Chips.