Myleene Klass visits troops in Afghanistan...
 

The Sun reports:

'AN RAF plane taking sexy Myleene Klass on a visit to troops in Afghanistan was shot at by Taliban fighters.
The TV babe, 28, also just back from Gran Canaria said: "As we flew into Kabul I heard this big 'thwack' on the plane. Then I could hear this grinding, which was the plane's defence shields being put up. It scared the daylights out of me."'

So was that the force field or the cloaking device, then?

Please, please tell me someone on here was flying that jet.

Silly woman...:rolleyes:

"......I heard this big 'thwack' on the plane......"


Was that the ALM spouting off again?:oh:

ps She might be silly, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you lot!!!

Thinking aloud here:

Herc coming into Kabul, gear and flaps move for landing producing a 'grinding' noise -

Frightened singer: Oh my God, what's that noise??:{
Hairy Ar*sed LM : Don't worry that's just the defence shields going up!:E

All reported faithfully and accurately as ever by the journos :hmm:

When did we ever hear of Red Top journos coming out with anything but Bull$$$$$$ when it comes to Aircraft ....:8

I bet you the Lads thanked her for going down there? ..... :ok:

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Be fair, folks. If anyone knows about the sound of grinding it has to be Myleene.

You don't suppose Jane Fonda is ready for a reprise of her successful Viet Nam tours, do you?

Frankly, if she was dressed like that, I'm not surprised there were thwacking noises coming from the back of the aircraft. If I was on board she'd have heard some from the flight deck as well!

I bet she has done more for morale than any of the self-seeking, body guarded politicos that have gone out there recently for a bit of career boosting posing and stage managed glad handing!

Do you reckon that the Lads convinced her to not wear Body Armour???

More likely there was a rush of volunteers to help her put it on and take it off...

Lets just hope she doesn't rock up on stage naked but for a bit of cam-cream and a pair of roll-mats on her arms.

I laughed so hard at the defence shields bit when the paper rocked up this morning that a little bit of wee came out! :eek:

I for one would certainly thank her for going down there

I for one would have probably "shown" my appreciation a split second before she got there..................then muttered an apolgy for my "ND":E

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No, sorry lads. She doesn't do a thing for me.

Leave her in the Jungle, is what I say.

Yes the defence shields did make a bit of a grinding noise as I bravely wrestled with the controls of the stricken jet as it plummeted earthwards just missing that primary school on finals! We had to put some WD40 on them before we got airborne again and covered the bullet holes with speed tape :-)

Actually she seemed like quite a nice girl and smelled a lot more pleasant than the rest of the flight deck crew(not difficult)!

Flap 62,

I thanked God that I had one of these:

http://www.mp3essentials.co.uk/mp3st...roducts_id=195

Because otherwise, my laptop would have been filled with diet coke, instead of liberally but harmlessly sprayed.

Well that's a well thought out argument. Well done.

Different strokes, different folks, she just doesn't appeal to me.

Matt,

I think he' must be a harrier mate so there NO women good enough in the entire world:p

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Also??? Is it as bad as Afghanistan over there??:ugh:

Wrong :=

D for effort. Please try again.