Amalgamation of HQ STC & HQ PTC
 

Amalgamation of STC & PTC

With the planned amalgamation of STC & PTC perhaps it’s appropriate to consider the various options for a new title for the combined HQ.

In the inclusive PC world of the 21st century, the new title will have to embrace the new expeditionary RAF, whilst at the same time displaying a commitment to the wider society from which the service recruits its staff and the smaller size of the RAF.

My suggestion is for the new organisation to be called the Headquarters Air Component of the Defence Corps (HQ ACDC)

Proletarian

Command of Rotary and Planes Agency (CRAPA)?

Command, the title was 'Leaned' along with the staff

Department of International Liaison and Defensive Operations - DILDO.

How about STRIKEN ?.

How about:

Strike Headquarters (Infrastructure Training and Employment)

or Newly Amalgamated Frontline Force

British Operations Light Logistics Overt Killing and Shows.

HQ Tonys' Flying Circus

Have I missed something here. The last briefing I saw mentioned the 2 cmds were co-locating. There will still be a STC and a PTC; but there will be a single budget+ type staff.

Similar thing is happening with HQ LAND and HQ AG; only the Naval Service is leaping ahead and combining its 2 TLBs (FLEET & 2SL)

Climebear, get with the program! Get yourself a SOH :ok:

Central Resource Allocation Board, Frontline And Training

Central Headquarters for Operations and Personnel.

Would bring a whole new meaning when 'in for the chop'...

General Operations and Administration Team

Or we could go all ethnic and have

General Operations and Administration Team - Forward Uniform Command Kraal.

Can anyone be bothered translating DISASTER from an acronym?

Had to have a go. Not fair of course to the good guys but.

Dozens of Ineffective Staff officers A**e Sucking To Exalted Ranks.

Combined HQ Early Retirement, kNock Once Before You Leave.