This Has Got to be Quote of the Century
 

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion - you'll leave a lot of loud, aggravating noise behind."

Jed Babbin
Former deputy undersecretary of defense in the first Bush administration

The same quote is also attributed to Norman Schwartzkopf!

And Donald Rumsfeld.

Out of the two, I know who I'd rather go to war with.

Staying on a lighter note, I like...

You know the world has gone mad when -

The best golfer is black
The best rapper is white
The Germans are refusing to go to war
and the French are accusing the USA of arrogance


On a more serious note, I prefer the quote of Chirac to the USA

'We are your friends, and your friends will tell you when you are wrong'

I think history will be the judge

Also attributed to Ken Adelman, former UN ambassador.

Was that "quote of the century" this century or last?

My little book of essential militaria contains numerous similar quotes, but the one I like best is this:

"I thought he was talking about our mess bill": made by an anonymous RAF pilot upon hearing Churchill's speech containing the lines 'Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few'.

My favourite, attributed to various US Generals, believed to have been uttered recently during TWOT. On the subject of forgiveness for terrorists:

Priceless.

16B

I like one that also fits into the famous last words category;

American General looking through binoculars at enemy troops in the distance........"They couldn't hit an elephant at that dist"

Harold - "If that bloke isn't careful he'll have someone's eye out with that"

Watching the local news the other night and the weather reporter finishes his report by saying that "The rain will disappear tomorrow afternoon, unless it redevelops"

S'pose it's one way to guarantee accuracy!

Hollywood :cool:

Not as good as the rather nice TV weather-wench who once said live on TV:

"Snow hasn't yet started to fall, but I'm expecting a good six inches later tonight!"

Blackadder
 

A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

Run up to GW2 (when the garlic-munchers were trying to block the US/UK invasion):

"Let's face it, the French don't even contemplate military action until the Germans are sipping coffee in the cafes of Paris"

:E

oops, jumped too far down :) and posted alomst the same as someone else. To make up for it:

We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.

Petronius Arbiter, 210BC

and still true today

"Snow hasn't yet started to fall, but I'm expecting a good six inches later tonight!"

So waddya do Beag's, give it to her 3 times to fulfill your promise of 6 inches???

Whatever - but it wasn't the Navy Way....:p

One from Clint

"Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in."


Heartbreak Ridge, what a film!

TTH,

If you're gonna steal quotes from films, attributed to actors who just read them from the script then please try and make sure they're correct and complete.

Sir Winston Churchill said some astute things in his time, I think this may always be apt:

"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events."

Beagle

I heard the RN is one of the most gay friendly employers in the UK. Makes SFO look down right hetero.