You are Tony B Liar.
 

Ok we all moan about Tony being a pillock, your him for a day, what would you change?

The wife.

God awful woman.

16B

Have a 'strategic party cut' and take Hoon out of service!

Razor

I have to agree with 16 Blades.

Was it her looks or her personality?! (Or am I missing something?!)

Both. On account of the fact she has neither.

16B

Admit to the lies ,spin and nepotism which has kept this bunch of incompetents in power and apologise profusely for the long term damage done to our schools, security, institutions and democracy.

Publish just what Mandelson has that keeps him on the gravy train and put Prescott through elocution classes, and possibly something like the old 11 plus. :rolleyes:

Mandelson is Bliar's gay lover. Obvious innit?

Borrow a service revolver, go behind the nearest hangar and do the decent thing.

My job and my deputy's job!

Nice thread but from the replies you are close to the wind. surely remarks such as
is suggesting we mureder the PM and overthrow the government -

are you suggesting a military coup? Fraid the 24,000,000 people who voted for His Tonyness wouldn't agree with you.

VOTE LABOUR

24 million? I don't thinks so, or are you saying that the abstainers effectively voted for Labour? Just curious as to how you picked that number. Cheers.

As much as it pains to write this, I have this leaden feeling that IF there is an election in May then this "bunch of incompetents" will be returned.

I just don't see a cohesive and credible alternative that the great British public will wholeheartedly back.

So given the above, today as "trust-me-Tone", I'd carry on being a shameless sycophant of Dubya. I'd carry on supporting Two Jags and carying "tcH" and I wouldn't give a flying foxtrot about the morale and overstretch of HM Forces.

Oh and I'd probably have my spin-meisters release a new government initiative or two that make no positive difference to people's every day lives, save to increase the level of bureacracy and paperwork.

I certainly won't be visiting any of our brave lads injured whilst serving their country.

Sad, isn't it?

Stik

Crossbow,

Are you Geoff Hoon?

CROSSBOW,

I am becoming seriously worried about you matey.
Having read your comments on other threads about Mr Bliar and his chronies, where you appear to defend his every decision, comment blah, it is patently obvious that you are NOT who you appear to be...........
So come on, just exactly who or what are you?
You appear to be from that great black hole called BWOS, and yet I cannot believe that from your comments about Bliar....

Are you his illegitimate love child with Mandleson?
Are you related to that lunatic Bafooooon??

Come on, stop pi$$ing about and come clean.

Whoever you are, as BEagle and others have said, you need assessment urgently, and need to get checked in to the nearest Nut House (and I don't mean BWOS!)

Rant over, switches back to safe
Kind rergards
TSM
'Caruthers quick, I need a Grouse Pronto Tonto!!'

Stik

Too true - I'm staying here in Kuwait/Iraq then. I get paid a f:mad: g sight more for it now, Brown can sing for his extortionate cut of it and the people out here actually turn out to vote. :E

Funny that, I think Blair will need some kind of Zarqawi figure in UK to make people actually bother to go to the polls.

As for Crossbow, yes, there probably are people in UK who have had such thoughts cross their minds. The sickening hypocrisy and indifference shown by Bliar and Buff towards serving personnel is just staggering, especially while making their grandstand comments about our boys and girls from their much degraded New Labour pulpit.

BWOS - well if the RAF is BWOS then thats me. Nope Im a serving member of HM's finest. Im currently flying my A--e off at a small and quiet airfield in Lancashire.

And im a Fervent and enthusiastic labour supporter.

Remember the conservative governent -- The ones who gave you:[list=1][*]The Poll Tax[*]3 Million people unemployed[*]15% interest rates[/list=1]


Nope....sorry Mr Howard but you had your chance when you were Home secretary and you completely buggered that up by cutting Police force numbers and hacking the Police force budget.


Nope - Its his tonyness and Buff for me...

Wow, with that myopia I hope you're not a Pilot ?:E :ok:

I can remember the Labour govt that gave us strikes, more strikes and then some strikes. Bins not emptied in C London for 8 weeks, postal strikes for 4 weeks, and a single phone company with an 8 month lead time for a party line. At the same time the Armed Forces Pay Review Board said we needed a 35% rise, which Labour (in the 79 election) were going to give us in two tranches.

Maggie won, and gave us the lot, at once. With a seniority pay rise (2nd yr Midshipman), fly trg pay and the 35% my pay went from £2,600 to £4,500.

Pilgrim - check yr PMs.

Crossbow

And the best Goddam pay rise in 30 years....

If I was Bliar for a day I would "do the honourable thing" on prime time TV!

24m people did not vote for Bliar. 26m people voted overall in 2001. The last time I checked, around 11m people voted Liabour and 10m voted Tory. The first-past-the-post system and the urban vote domination means that Liabour received a disproportionate number of seats. You could ask how many people did not vote Bliar - 15m, a majority it appears?