Who is, what be, where is Mikehegland?
 

:D

So, let's try and work it out then. Mikehegland:

Serving, ex-serving or never served?

Rotary, fixed wing or both?

UK, USA or Tharg?

Humorous, ironic or annoying?

Pilot, interested bystander or ................ journo?


Mike, please do not reply to this thread. You are an enigma, don't ruin it by throwing in your two-penneth. Unless of course you completely disagree with any of the above, or indeed are all of the above.

:p and let the banter commence......

maybe......just maybe

http://www.partypop.com/Vendors/4003611.htm

:E

He is:
a. Annoying
b. A wannabe
c. Aviation under achiever
d. Quite good at getting a bite
e. All of the above:cool:

With his overinflated ego, he must be a (ex)Harrier Pilot.

He is probably grinning ear to ear because you have started a thread about him. :rolleyes:

MH lists his homepage - and the registrant of that domain is open source info.

Oh very harsh ZH875. You may correctly assume from my username that I find that personally offensive! Luckily being a wonderful human being and talented pilot I shall let your comments slip, after all I am great..............(b:mad: r), may not have helped my case there!

Im Honoured....

But the one thing I will tell you is that I am serving in HM's Armed forces and I am current, qualified and capable.....

Now, where was my guitar?

:cool: Mike,

Do you do Bar Mitzvahs?:ok:

might do....yr getting close though eh?


How on earth could I possibly be a Harrier pilot ?


How can you tell a Harrier pilot?




Don't worry, He'll tell you.


Sorry Bootflap....Couldnt resist it

:ok: Mike

No snags. If I couldn't have taken a joke, I wouldn't have joined!!!!!

Try:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...G=Search&meta=

and

http://web.ask.co.uk/web?q=mike+hegl...e=0&qsrc=0&o=0

Are we getting closer??.....

There is a whiff of Admin Guru, for those who remember him.:suspect: :)

Is he silsoesid's equally nauseous brother?

Does he act this way because he was brought up on 'aged hen milk'

or is it because realistically, (said in Indian chief voice) 'leg man he kid'

My guess is its because 'him land geek!'

Either way I think its because he is a frustrated school exam author!

Please discuss :ok: :ok:

GENERAL APPEAL TO CREWS AT 7,18,27,28 OR 33 SQN:

Walk up the street or drive up from Hampshire, find out who this tool is (if he's not using his real name) and give him a damn good shoeing.

Look at his profile, someone must know.

Whether he's just trolling for a bite or just being offensive, its unacceptable that he is in a position to post with more accuracy on matters of real hot/high flying versus simulator time..... yet he/she/it chooses not to.

This is of course if he is at Benson.

Or is he an airline pilot...?

Or is he in the SAS....?

Or is he Walter Mitty....... BINGO!

If he is ex Chinook and Puma, is still serving, in Houston Texas, then the Chinook/Puma mafia must know who this is, or at least if there is one of their number serving in Houston.

What Service posts are there at Houston, anyway?

Mike,

on the 'Big Decisions Looming' thread, your post 5 Jan 05, goes on to say you have served on 3 Type 23s, and you allude to being a pinger. Fair enough, but on the 'who cares when u PVR' thread you mention your company, implying a civilain outfit (post on 5 Dec 04). Once again, fair enough. You may have recently left the RN. However, your profile, which by the way has changed 3 times today says you have been a Puma and Chinook man. In this thread you mention you are still serving.

You are sussed mate, or should I say Moriarty??? Could it be true you change your profile to suit the thread, so as to elicit as much reaction as you can? Ah-hah.......

Colonel Hegland, in the bar, with the candlestick. I rest my case m'lud

Simple answer is....

Just ignore him, he's a tw@ :eek:

MadMark!!! :mad:

One assumes that now the schools have gone back the chatrooms have gone a bit quiet. Consequently Rebecca, 12, a schoolgirl from Swindon, Wiltshire has had to become Mike, 42, an RAF QHI from Houston, Texas.....

Nice to see someone else taking the Flak for once! :8