Dummy Tanks
Anyone know where to get dummy tanks or full-scale sillouettes?
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You could try prowling around Salisbury plain in the early hours of the morning. If you take a walk about 2500ms from the range hut, you will find a plentiful supply. Careful what you tread on though.
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There used to be inflatables available from Hullavington but that was quite a while ago.
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Try the Paint Shop at Benson, they look after all the dummies now.
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If you want to get REALLY realistic then there's a load of burned out hulks scattered around the Iraqi desert.
Of course, you'd need to offset the transport costs and the radiation poisoning (from the depleted uranium) against your profits... |
Take 200 old newspapers and 20 gallons of solvite, a pair of Val's old knickers (available off the internet at £9.99 - allegedly!).
It should then be a simple matter to fashion a lifelike tank from bits of old fluff, papiermache and the green stuff from a crewroom coffee mug! |
According to a newspaper article, last year I believe, the Army lost a dummy tank in Wales. Some OTC people discovered it in a gorge after a severe storm. Don't quote me but the cost was something in the region of £5000.
I had a look at an RAF owned dummy tank on exercise and I am sure myself and a few friends could knock up a better dummy tank, on a Friday afternoon before happy hour, for as little as £500. I can assure you that the money would be spent behind the bar on alcohol and a jumbo sized packet of Ready Salted crisps. (I am also contemplating making a cannon that fires crap beer cans). Not sure how much this will cost. :} |
Thanks all.
Don't think I didn't think of one-owner used tanks in fetching sand colour. The lost tank was actually an air force one but it was the army that lost it. Benson sounds a good bet I'll try that. |
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