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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 3rd Jun 2024, 12:44
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I wanted a big wing, but Treasury whittled it down to a spar.
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He was my best friend on that deserted Island. I called him Rod.
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Butch playing with his oboe.
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I paid £50 for this stick insect but I'm beginning to think I was scammed...
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Much ado at the local police station when Jake (the peg) hopped into the building screaming "By 'ecky thump, some idiot shot me extra leg!"
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Man who was shot in the pen1s is shown by a piccolo player how to hold it to reduce leaks.
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NHS is waiting for the lab results, but they’re pretty sure it’s staph.
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"There's a hole in my joystick dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my joystick dear Liza, a hole"!
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"Don't listen to them - that's not a bullet hole, that's where I hit Leigh-Mallory's nose!"
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"And this is the magic microphone I use to talk to My Boys".
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"Ah yes, if this stick could talk... that's where its mouth would be."
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"So which end do I shove up Churchill's a**e?"
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Izzy wizzy, wave that wand.

"The bullet went through A, B and C. We can only show exhibit C here. m'Lud", etc.

Hydromet's "Speak softly and carry a big stick." is cleverly understated.
Ascend Charlie's "The Warden at the New York Jail prepares for the arrival of Trump." updates the original event by about 110 years, and the reminiscence over it by about 65 years.
I am finding it dang hard to choose an overall winner, though.
Yes, I know it's wickedly partisan and political, but Charlie tickled my funny bone (apologies to my MAGA friends here) so he rises to the stars once more.
The wand is yours. Take it away AC!
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If IKEA did planes, just imagine
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Do you think that photographer might have to duck?
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"Our company policy has always been to put passenger safety and comfort first."
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