Caption Competition Mk III

[Ninthace]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

I just wish the Brits would put up some real men to fight us, that last 10,000 put up by the grand old Duke of York were just boys..

And they fought like girls…….. too soon?

[NutLoose]

Hey Pierre, it looks like ve are at zer front line.

[NutLoose]

Don't worry Rodney, Boyzee says if we nip down Peckham underground station we can pick up a hundred old French soldiers cheap, now my old mate says these sell for a fortune down at the local model soldier fair, so we can make a killing.

[Kiltrash]

Well this is one line the Germans won't dare cross, ...eh Andre ..

[Kiltrash]

Dunno about you but in this day and age wandering round the Underground carrying a imitation Musket, does not sound a bright idea, you know how trigger happy the Gendarme's are in the Arc de Triomphe. . ...but each to their own...

( or Croydon and the Met even )

[treadigraph]

OK, So we change to ze Circle Line at Embankment and we 'ave to 'ave a pint at ze nearest pub to every station. Zat is ze challenge. Now, 'oo 'as ze whip?

[fitliker]

Horrible confusion and pandemonium was about to begin , by the innocent actions of the tube flashers waving their genitalia around . Not sure whether the genitalia’s being waved in their general direction are signals to the usual prelude to battle . Making them unsure whether to drop their rifles before the fighting starts or after they are defeated ? Who has the Regimental White flag ?

Qui a le drapery blanc regimentaire ?

[Kiltrash]

Having failed ( miserably ) to set a new World Record for the fasted time round the London Marathon for 20+ French Troops dressed in 1812 year, the men all trudge off to the nearest watering hole for a pint of...Dublins Best...

[Kiltrash]

Having arrived in Paris for the London Marathon the men all look round for the designated navigator

[Kiltrash]

If Carlsberg sponsored the London Marathon, they would have to lay on additional toilets...

[Chu Chu]

Before the discovery of this photograph, historians believed the the Marne taxis represented the first-ever deployment of troops by public transportation.

[Kiltrash]

Yes, yes, yes, gasp, he's off, moan, for one , aaargh, of his , ooh big boy, stupid reenactment , ah don't stop, war games, AAARRRGGGHHH

Oh look Scotts home early ....

[NutLoose]

Stuck on the circle line, welcome to the French Revolution 2021..

[NutLoose]

I’ve spoken to the station master, he says there is a no smoking or raising white flags policy on station property.

[NutLoose]

Jeez I feel like we have been here ages, let’s hope we can get a train to the maginot Line soon.

[Dan Gerous]

Wat ees theese ex stinkshun rebellion about?

[Wensleydale]

I'll have a judge tomorrow.

[Chu Chu]

When it came to training, the Grande Armée was far ahead of its time.

[Kiltrash]

Right lads, Facebook is back, so stand down from Suicide Watch. ..

[NutLoose]

I see Pierre down ze platform has hot washed heez breeches again and ze ave shrunk.