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Old 16th Sep 2021, 11:21
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Attempts to give the Glorious Leader the bumps on his birthday failed - even LFO realised that being dropped might be so bad for his health that he'd be unable to ensure it was bad for the health of the culprits - so they settled for a group hug!
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Nobody gets as excited about Transfer Deadline Day than the North Koreans!
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That awful moment when you realize that last fart was not a fart
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 05:38
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Friends, Countrymen, lend me your ears…. Ohh hang on, I’ve already had those removed for your last indiscretions …ok we try, Beware of the “Eyes” of March.
Gonna have to declare a winner if I may .
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Well done NutLoose .
You have control .

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Old 17th Sep 2021, 11:30
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Well that was unexpected, thank you, ok on with the next one and a link for those that struggle to find pictures




https://englishrussia.com/2012/05/07...s-during-wwii/
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Comrade. Are you sure that just by putting a condom over each detonator that you will stop it from “blowing everywhere”?
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 11:53
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It's OK, it's one of ours...
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Comrade Victor administers the first dose of Sputnik.
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 11:55
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Hmmmm. The label says "Achtung Minen". What does that mean?

(With due thanks to Spike M!)
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 11:58
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This time we'll really do for Albert Trotter RN!
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"Don't worry boys, save your arms, I've got a great idea - just one pull of this pin and we'll be back on the ship in no time!"
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 12:04
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Are you sure that is a mooring buoy?
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 12:05
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Be of good cheer me hearties, the lieutenant says he knows what he is doing!
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 12:18
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Do I cut the blue one - or the green one?

Errr... they both look red to me...
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It says "to disarm, hit any of the knobs very hard". Pass me the sledgehammer...
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"Faster! The cosmonaut's oxygen won't last much longer."
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 15:49
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Right chaps, a quick tap and we'll be: " 🎶 Riding along on the crest of a wave 🎶 "
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“This label says ‘Do not Recycle’”
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 17:00
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It's OK lads, he's a mine engineer.

But Captain, he maintained the lifts in a coal mine...
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Meine Liebe you have returned to me , my love

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