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Old 12th Sep 2021, 04:57
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Passengers who cannot prove their Covid Status must still adhear to the 2 meter rule during the trip to tbe Oil Platform.
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Old 12th Sep 2021, 12:07
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Jeezus, what a nut.
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No way am I going in the Cabin. Last time I did this, you should've seen how fast the fuselage was spinning!
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Old 12th Sep 2021, 14:32
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And with a loud SPROING, young Mahatma was launched on his one-way flight to Kathmandu.

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Old 12th Sep 2021, 14:36
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“… now use your Hips … and jump!”
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Just before engine start Rota TyeDown moved to his other job, Nosweelchok.
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The new Kabul children’s merry-go-round opens to mixed reviews.
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Nigeria recruits their first flying doctor, Nigerian MP announcing the decision accused of being a spin doctor.
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Old 12th Sep 2021, 18:44
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If you want a phone signal you have to jump higher
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Old 12th Sep 2021, 18:47
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Ryanair ( Helicopter s ) Ltd find how to get on two extra passengers
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Old 12th Sep 2021, 18:48
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Man standing on floatation device....
Glad I paid the extra for Business Class.
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Old 12th Sep 2021, 23:38
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Don’t worry, we have shortened the blade to account for your weight and Ahmed will count how many times you go past in a minute so we will know the rotor RPM.
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 08:32
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When I answered a ad for " Wing Sitters " this was not quite what I expected. ..
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 08:34
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Well that proves the ' Doppler Effect " I change colour from Red to Green and back again on each revolution.
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 08:37
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...and finally in the News Tonight, as a shortage of Enema kits due to Driver training backlog, a cheap cost effective solution is sought. Hoskins is , yet again , first up to test the apparatus. .
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 08:38
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(Judging this evening while me dinner is burning!)
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 11:06
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If I get bl@@dy burnt salad again tonight I'm gonna top myself...
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 12:08
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Hoskins, I know I said the cabin was full and we'd have to sling him out of Kabul. But this isn't quite what I meant.
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Old 13th Sep 2021, 18:18
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OK, it's nearly dinner time, so... the usual array of excellent responses, but here are my top three:Cavuman:

And with a loud SPROING, young Mahatma was launched on his one-way flight to Kathmandu.
Buster:

I heard hiding in the landing gear was dangerous, but I should be fine up here...
But tonight's winner is:

Fitliker:


Are you sure this is how Alan Bristow got his first start in aviation ?
Well done Mi8, the CST is en route via large Russian helicopter if we can unglue him from the blade...
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Old 14th Sep 2021, 00:42
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Can we do an open house ? Keep it fun
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