Caption Competition Mk III
Are we nearly there yet?
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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "G"
Grass....No
Green....No
Graham...No
Ok you win we give up, what was it?
Great big trees....
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I'm gonna be sick...
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How the Nullarbor plain looks in the wet season...
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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "G"
Grass....No
Green....No
Graham...No
Ok you win we give up, what was it?
Great big trees....
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I'm gonna be sick...
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How the Nullarbor plain looks in the wet season...
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Is that Michael Jackson?
It must be, he can afford sunglasses and sandals
It must be, he can afford sunglasses and sandals
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100 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
100 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
And if one johnny foreigner should be pushed or accidentally fall,
There will be 99 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,.
99 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
99 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
And if one johnny foreigner should be pushed or accidentally fall,
There will be 98 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
98 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
98 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,...
100 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
And if one johnny foreigner should be pushed or accidentally fall,
There will be 99 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,.
99 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
99 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
And if one johnny foreigner should be pushed or accidentally fall,
There will be 98 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
98 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,
98 johnny foreigners sitting on a train,...
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These conveyor belts are the way to travel, where are we going?
Somewhere I heard called spoils tip...
Somewhere I heard called spoils tip...
Avoid imitations
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“I don’t know who dropped it, but that was one helluva fart!”
For some on the annual outing of the New Delhi Bird Watcher's Society, the chance to spot a Whiskered Fanny Whistler in the wild had failed to be excitement enough.
At the far end of the conveyor belt, a disgruntled worker realized it was going to be another long day at the Soylent Green factory.
- Ed
- Ed
Train inspector in the cab to the driver....
Ins...Forward Facing CCTV up and running?
Driver ...Check
Ins...Speed?
Driver ...88 MPH.
Ins.....Cow catcher fitted?
Driver...Check
Ins...ok on 3 emergency Stop and " Passengers Do The Funniest Things.." here we come ...3 2 1 and STOP.
Ins...Forward Facing CCTV up and running?
Driver ...Check
Ins...Speed?
Driver ...88 MPH.
Ins.....Cow catcher fitted?
Driver...Check
Ins...ok on 3 emergency Stop and " Passengers Do The Funniest Things.." here we come ...3 2 1 and STOP.
I'm not saying this train is long, but the driver is in a different time zone...
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Better put your coat on....
..Why??
Its gonna rain in 5 minutes..
How do you know that??
The man in first class has just tweeted a local weather forecast.
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Well the stated capacity if 453 seated, 109 standing, don't say anything about lying down capacity, ..so its infinite..
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Better put your coat on....
..Why??
Its gonna rain in 5 minutes..
How do you know that??
The man in first class has just tweeted a local weather forecast.
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Well the stated capacity if 453 seated, 109 standing, don't say anything about lying down capacity, ..so its infinite..