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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Jun 2021, 21:48
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Which part of "cornucopia" didn't you understand?
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Old 7th Jun 2021, 21:50
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Dotards! I ordered you to bring some fodder for my anti-aircraft guns. . . . On second thought, I guess you did.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 00:10
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The Great Leader's decision to switch to silk parachutes solved the nylon crisis, and yielded a nice bonus as well.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 02:11
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"Is this some sort of corny joke?"
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 03:10
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Fat Wun plays guess how many Cobs in the Baskets and WINS....with a guess of One!
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 04:34
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GL: Why are these cucumbers yellow and lumpy?

General: Oh oh...
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 05:57
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Dumpkoff, I said I wanted to go to Cornwall (.for the G7 ) not a wall of corn.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 05:59
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Dumpkoff, I said I wanted a nice plate of Corn Crake on toast for breakfast, not a crate of Corn.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 06:03
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Dumpkoff, I said I wanted a large heap of Porn, not Corn by the bucket load.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 06:13
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Yes Great Leader, and to really impress President Biden, you shove TWO of them down your trousers before your meeting.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 06:18
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On my last trip to decadent America I was shown a Jolly Green Giant and said I wanted a whole Squadron and this is what they sent me...
( OK he has never been to the States but first rule never let facts get in the way of a Caption )
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 06:52
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So our agents use these with a piece of string connecting them, and their communications cannot be intercepted. The Americans won't see that comming.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 09:24
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OK rule number one, write this down...never point a corn cob at someone unless you intend to use it.


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Old 8th Jun 2021, 10:51
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Make a note. I ordered popcorn. Shoot the chef.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 11:25
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Typical. I ask for a stable of thoroughbreds, and you bring me a basket of cobs.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 11:25
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What a fine example of our bountuful harvest!

No Great One, this is the harvest. There is almost enough for one kernel per colonel.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 12:12
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"If that guy Kiltrash tells the truth again he will have to change his name to "Cobber"!
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What do you mean, this is the closest we could find, how am I supposed to play Conkers with these?
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 15:19
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One per family per month is far to generous, feed the corn to my horses and give the families the core to make delicious soup with.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 15:52
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"This give me excerrent idea!", whispered Great Leader as he looked up and to his right. "Prease to make girrfriend's bronde hair into corn rows!"

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