Caption Competition Mk III
Hey the Americans are going back to using celestial navigation so in the spirit of "what is old is new again", the MOD are sure that the very best of British made 1950's Radar technology represents the best way forward for future RAF capabilities.....
All this effort to get the Queens coronation to the 3 inhabitants of Benbecula on TV
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..and you say with this we can communicate with the Polaris boats and order a first strike? Who needs the President. ?
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and Finally
The house in Upper Snodonia does not have a TV Licence. Send in the F-15's through the Mach Loop to scare them to pay up...
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..and you say with this we can communicate with the Polaris boats and order a first strike? Who needs the President. ?
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and Finally
The house in Upper Snodonia does not have a TV Licence. Send in the F-15's through the Mach Loop to scare them to pay up...
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Just to let you know chaps, there's now nearly 5 pages about you on the current capcom, and Nutloose will have to read everyone of them. That'll teach him.
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What does this do then?
It's the latest in British radar technology, a ground intruder defence system.
Sounds very technical, how does it work?
The radar detects an intruder, the weapon hatch cover springs open, and a pre-loaded slingshot fires a ball-bearing at the intruder. This is the twin launcher version.
My my, what amazing times we live in.
It's the latest in British radar technology, a ground intruder defence system.
Sounds very technical, how does it work?
The radar detects an intruder, the weapon hatch cover springs open, and a pre-loaded slingshot fires a ball-bearing at the intruder. This is the twin launcher version.
My my, what amazing times we live in.
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Wouldn't it be easier if we just got a charcoal barbecue to cook sausages for the club summer party like everybody else?
Taps the dial, looks quizzingly, taps and declares the device is U/S...
I mean according to this dial that RAF Jet that screamed over converting fuel to noise was only doing 37 mph. .
I mean nothing can fly THAT slowly. ..
I mean according to this dial that RAF Jet that screamed over converting fuel to noise was only doing 37 mph. .
I mean nothing can fly THAT slowly. ..
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