Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Using her big eyes tries to pull her Prince by pretending to be a actress Pilot...

[Kiltrash]

No this is Bruce Dickensons record collection. But puts me in the mood.

[Kiltrash]

Having starred in " Catch me if you can " Di Caprio does not feel typecast ...

[622]

Well done all, going to call this early as I will not be here later today,

Some fantastic entries as always, but there can only be one best of breed...and this time it's Nutloose with:

They don't let me fly anymore, last time they asked me to take the stick, I did and ran off down the cabin with it.

Well done sir, heres the CST.....now fetch!

[NutLoose]

Thank you, I shall promptly dig a hole in the flower bed and bury it..

Onwards and upwards, try this one.

[622]

I would give it 5 minutes before you go back in there chaps....

[Kiltrash]

What-what eh Watson-Watt
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[Kiltrash]

Now all we have to do is invent the missiles and Biggin will be safe

[Kiltrash]

Instead of Chain Home all Jerry would see would look like a Trig Point.

[Kiltrash]

Sky TV Engineers set up the first home Satelite Dish . Works great but the signal drops out every 15 Seconds

[Kiltrash]

We put a 15 Watt bulb here and voila a lighthouse ..

[Dan Gerous]

Is it the Green and Yellow wire that's the Earth?

[Wensleydale]

"......and now all we have to do is fit it into the nose of the Tornado F2"!

[Dan Gerous]

"How do you know if the wire's live or not"?
"Touch it with your tongue".

[Dan Gerous]

Hey, we could stick this on top of a Shacklebomber, and use it for AEW.
What about the drag?
I'm sure the radar could overcome it.

[Wensleydale]

"Inverse Cassegrain electronic scanning arial?"

"No mate - we cut it from the side of an old Ford Transit".

[Dan Gerous]

Cook for 6 minutes and stir halfway through.

[Dan Gerous]

Well that's our end ready. Now as soon as NASA get their rover on Mars, we'll be able to receive the signal.

[Ascend Charlie]

The prototype mobile phone looked good, but needed a Leyland truck and a ferkin' long extension cord.

[Chu Chu]

Okay: Here's the plan. First, we wait for a leprechaun to come use the facilities. When he's inside doing his business, we turn on the radar. Then, when the enemy fires an ARM, we accuse them of targeting the little people.