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Old 12th May 2021, 21:30
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Captain Rover Over had a worrying habit of doing 3 or 4 tight orbits over the threshold immediately before settling in for a landing.
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Old 12th May 2021, 21:36
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Silence is Golden (except in the event of engine failure.)

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Old 12th May 2021, 22:27
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We only employ him because he brings his own aircraft.

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Old 12th May 2021, 23:52
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You might laugh, but i've never got a complaint when i've stuck my snout in any hosties crotch, have you?
Twas not the snout she was worried about,
Just the length of the claws when styling doggie

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Old 13th May 2021, 00:00
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Does chasing ones own tail count for turns in a hold ?

Pulling the tail on an NDB approach might considered inappropriate !
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Old 13th May 2021, 05:25
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Now I'm a pilot I know what whiskey alpha lima kilo yankee sierra means... and incidentally, it should be india echo, not yankee. Now, where's my lead, where is it whereisit, walkieswalkieswhere'smylead...
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Old 13th May 2021, 06:19
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He's not much good at formation, but his tailchase is excellent.

That said, when tanking he gets his nose really close to the rear of the chap in front!
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Old 13th May 2021, 06:26
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" News Jingle "

And tonight we have 2 main stories
in the First the Scientific Community report that pets are immune from Coronavirus.
And the second report is that Airlines are employing Dogs to be Pilots as they do not need to be in quarantine after their flights.

BA claim this is only a stop gap, till the Monkeys are fully qualified, the equal pay commission report dogs do not like peanuts.
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Old 13th May 2021, 06:46
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What you don't see is that when the Hostie brings in the coffee (s)he has a valid reason to complain the cockpit smells like a kennel.
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Old 13th May 2021, 06:50
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BA Later regretted putting Palm Trees in the Pilots reporting centre to make the workplace a calmer experience.
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Old 13th May 2021, 07:51
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Sorry folks we have a technical issue so it’s walkies...
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Old 13th May 2021, 07:54
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I’m SuperLabrador, I don’t need a plane to fly!

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Old 13th May 2021, 08:14
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Some wonderful entries...definitely making me chuckle..

....judging will be tomorrow PM
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Old 13th May 2021, 09:13
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Do you think these Foster Grants make me look like Lassie?


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Right, all I need is a watch and I'm good to go.
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I don't care if you are a pilot Sir, we don't allow dogs in this hotel.
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Old 13th May 2021, 09:45
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You seen the new hostie? she's a right bitch.
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Old 13th May 2021, 10:10
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Right, all I need is a watch and I'm good to go.
does this make him a Watch Dog?
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Old 13th May 2021, 11:07
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That's the last time I send Hoskins for a dog clutch and a pilot bearing.
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Too late, the producers of the new Robert L. Scott biopic discovered they'd hired a dyslexic screenwriter.
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