Caption Competition Mk III

[cynicalint]

It's the TUIT you asked for! You said you would get the thing to fly when you got a round Tuit

[Chu Chu]

Our nav's shortsighted, so we're having the stars painted underneath the wing.

[c52]

"We told the designer to copy a boomerang to ensure the plane returns safely from every mission, but someone described a frisbee to him when he asked what a boomerang was."

[Dan Gerous]

Meh, to be honest I was hoping for something with a tricycle undercarriage.

[Dan Gerous]

It's called "The Pac-Man", and it'll gobble up all those nasty Germans

[Wensleydale]

Its difficult to land...Air Traffic keep saying "Round Again".

[Dan Gerous]

This'll prove my flat earth theory.

[Wensleydale]

We fly for the Orange Forces...it is a Jaffa Cake!

[NutLoose]

Well the RAF accepted the Javelin, so we thought we’d offer them the Discus.

[NutLoose]

A bit high on the round out there Hoskins.

[Kiltrash]

After the NOTAM about the Chinese Rocket comming back to Earth, time to take down the shield. Ended up in the Ocean...

[Kiltrash]

Right lads, get the ' Lazy Susan ' down and into the mess hall for the Officers Dining in night.

[Ninthace]

No idea. It followed me home. Can I keep it?

[Kiltrash]

If that's the size of the dogs Frisbee, don't wanna see the size of the dog...

[Dan Gerous]

The Scottish Air Force have a naming ceremony for their new AEW aircraft, Hawkeye The Noo

[Kiltrash]

Allright, but what happens of the Fockers attack from directly above, ah that's why we have, but you cannot see, the air gunner strapped on the top.

[Kiltrash]

Its a Parasite Fighter, magetised to the balloon and released to swoop down and strafe the enemy below.

[Ninthace]

'Ow does it fly monsieur? Well ze take off run is very short but ze 'andling is a bit crêpe.

[Kiltrash]

Well no, we employ Hazing on the top, so the press do not see what we are doing.

[Chu Chu]

Deployable tabletop. Because you never know where an exercise might break out.