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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th May 2021, 23:07
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Cockpit guy shows hatch guy the true meaning of reach around.

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Old 7th May 2021, 00:35
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Section Officer Harvey, hiding in the rear compartment, gives Braces Man a good time.
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Old 7th May 2021, 06:11
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Nope, looked everywhere, no fuel tank
Yes prevents going down in flames
And the range is?
As far as the rubber band can stretch. .
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Old 7th May 2021, 06:16
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Intelligence officer
Not sure that move Simmons was strictly Legal. Think VAR will disallow that effort, Hoskins scratch off that Swastika.
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Old 7th May 2021, 06:20
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I know you could not understand their ' chatter ' on the RT, but that does not make them the enemy. 603 Squadron CO wants a word...
( make that easy City of Edinburgh sqd )
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Old 7th May 2021, 06:25
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Could have been worse. The Battle of Britain could have been fought in Winter time. No tan for you laddie
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Old 7th May 2021, 06:29
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In Guy Martin BOB Fighter Pilot series 2 Guy gets to do the mundane duties, , including wiping poo off the seat after a particularly stressful dogfight.
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Old 7th May 2021, 06:38
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The Photo Reconnaissance people look forward eagerly to getting the pictures of Hitler's latest secret weapon.
Simmons explained how flying at the limit of the aircrafts endurance, flying through intense flak and fighting off a flock of aircraft without propellors, The King wanted Simmons to the Palace for a DFC and bar...
However Hoskins left the lens cap on..
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Old 7th May 2021, 10:03
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"Your hand looks steady as a rock Hoskins".
"Yes Sir, but I shoot with the other hand".


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Old 7th May 2021, 10:07
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"...and as I flew past the Eagles Nest, I gave old Adolf a snappy salute, then flicked him a V".
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Old 7th May 2021, 10:12
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"Where have you been Hoskins"?
"I thought I'd borrow a kite and pay a flying visit Papa's estate".
"Yes that's all very well Hoskins, but we've been on Mosquito's for over a year now".
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Old 7th May 2021, 10:45
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"Nothing in here, Sir. You didn't divert via Speke on the way here, did you?"
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Old 7th May 2021, 12:23
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Yes sir, but I drink with the other hand
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Old 7th May 2021, 12:26
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Man leaning on cockpit.

' Nothing on the clock sir but the makers name'
Ah that must be AB123 Hurricane, made in Dagenham on a Bank Holiday Friday...
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Old 7th May 2021, 12:28
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Man bottom left...
There jacked it up, change the tyres sir
Officer ...
Kwik Fit them
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Old 7th May 2021, 12:51
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Hoskins hears that Sparky's looking for a pair of shorts.
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Old 7th May 2021, 13:26
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BANDITS! 12 O’Clock low. They’re all over my aircraft! Get the MP’s!
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Old 7th May 2021, 14:39
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“... and another thing, Admin chappie ... the grass needs cutting.”
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Old 7th May 2021, 16:13
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Sa! Grass painted Fawn Sa! ....Run out of Green Sa!
and officer salute like this...
( imitates Arnold Rimmer )

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Old 7th May 2021, 16:15
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I say Doris, cross backed Bra straps. ..whatever will the boffins come up with next?
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