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Old 30th Apr 2023, 11:42
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We just got a call about our birdstrike log. Apparently there was only one breeding pair of gray eagles in the entire state.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:05
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Initially the speedcop did not believe a Gatso went over 88 MPH...
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:06
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...and thats why we don't ever push the jet out the hangar without wing and tail walkers ..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:08
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When we need to jump start the engine, normally we just use booster cables ..
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:10
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Well no one put ' Remove before flight ' streamers on it...so I didn't...
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:19
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When Chuck said he drove an old bomb, no one took him seriously.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:24
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USA - World Police. And they do deliveries.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 12:25
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USAF Military Police trial ways to stop Chinese spy satellites from counting how many police cars they have.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 13:27
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Smokey was shocked at the Bandits new ride!
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 13:37
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Bobby Joe's plan to drive under an inflatable decoy and post it on TikTok ran into in unexpected hitch.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 15:41
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Or (kicking myself):

Bobby Joe's plan to drive under an inflatable decoy and post it on TikTok collided with reality.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 16:46
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As AF1 landed in Baghdad, they did not expect the local Police to provide such close protection .
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 16:48
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The tire marks? Don't worry the'll buff out
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 16:50
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Claytus later regretted getting so close behind the Kallita B747 on take off power at Mildenhall...
What.. all the way to Lakenheath??
Yep.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 16:52
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Normally it's Monster Trucks at the East of England Bank Holiday show in Peterborough.
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Old 30th Apr 2023, 16:58
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Objects In the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are...
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Nutty keep up to speed please..😄
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Old 1st May 2023, 05:57
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Sarge, great news, at least the fluffy dice can be reused.
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Old 1st May 2023, 06:01
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James May voice....
Taxed Worse...
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Old 1st May 2023, 06:06
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After the ' experts ' spend 12 hours scratching their collective heads how to extract the patrol car from under the fighter jet, a passing 9 year old Nutty did it in only 5 minutes . .how??
a) Let the air out the tyres?..
Or
b) Skills learnt on the streets of Liverpool??...
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Old 1st May 2023, 14:01
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Luckily for the cops, their donuts cushioned the blow!
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