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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th May 2021, 05:42
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Line of Duty Season 17, ...and FINALLY ' H' is about to be revealed
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Old 4th May 2021, 05:46
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Owing to a wet Bank Holiday the British adopt the Personnal Shower Protection device at the Airshow.
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Old 4th May 2021, 05:48
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Local Paper Headline
Mr Hoskins (56) a Pilot ( in his dreams ) was assaulted by a Dalek. Police set up a identity parade
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:02
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The Dalek Recreation Society of Las Vagas, ( where else) are dissapointed the broom handle and sink plunger delivery was held up in Egypt
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:03
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Isnt this picture meant to be in the Rotorhead section?
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:05
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What do you mean your going to strap flame throwers to our arms and legs?...
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:10
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Space X Crew 4 head out to the launch pad, however in the 1930's not much was understood about high altitude pressure or vacuum of space. But HG Wells managed it in the 1890's
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:16
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Shamelessly parading their one-eyed monsters.
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:22
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After an emergency landing on Groom Lake the passengers were greeted by a dancing group from close by secret testing facility that does not exist.
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:24
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You didn't really think the RAF had anything more than the MK 1 eyeball in those fancy radomes did you?..
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:40
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You're taking a cavalier attitude referring to us as roundheads.
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Old 4th May 2021, 10:43
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The early days of the RAF Display Team:

"Not a good idea, Brian. Perhaps we need to go ahead with the red flying suits after all".
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Old 4th May 2021, 11:10
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When the Skyfalls, we'll be ready.
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Old 4th May 2021, 11:15
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Hollywood's first attempt at Space Baddies do not look evil enough
Robbie the Robot
K9
Dalek
Borg
Ming the Merciless
Hal9000
General Zod
Hoskins

However they are all aerodynamic.
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Old 4th May 2021, 11:26
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With capt Clarkson constantly screaming "Faster!" "Higher!" the flt engineers became very worried of the coffin corner and decided to make protective actions.
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Old 4th May 2021, 18:43
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Twaddledum, twiddledee and the twadelletes demonstrate the new and yet to be approved Mark two portable sim-training devices that can simulate IMC , night training without interfering with the ball room dancing schedule. Unfortunately the devices were so effective at realistic simulation of flight that the use of the sim hoods had to be cancelled when the helmets filled with vomit during the cha cha . The helmets might have been more successful if they had not tried to engage in sniffle wiggle dances with the hosties .
All was not lost as the technology was evolved and improved for the newer Mark 21 and a half fighter helmets and remote drone operator helmets ,but sadly no computer has been able to get the pilots to dance in fusion synchronicity while shooting low approaches or delivering ordnance.



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Old 4th May 2021, 18:45
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Early prototype multitask training device . Teaches Newbies how to walk and chew gum without falling over .
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Old 4th May 2021, 19:23
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"May the fourth be with you", as the R2D2 fan club flies in for the Star Wars Convention.


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Old 4th May 2021, 19:29
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Mr and Mrs Coneheads take their 6 children on their first transcontinental flight. Well if you discount the 6.4 light years from Andromeda
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Old 4th May 2021, 19:32
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The Area 51 Special Offence team take to the field.
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