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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Mar 2023, 10:27
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"White pawn B2 to B4."
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 10:28
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Ouch! That hurt!


*** NOT A CAPTION*** I actually did take a deep breath and google "little willy" before I made my picks. *** NOT A CAPTION***
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 10:31
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You think all of the other Countries have the luxuries of a swimming pool to teach Synchronized Swimming? No, you will get to use water in your routine when you reach the Olympics.
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 10:37
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ISIS' Got Talent starts a new season....
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 13:12
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We all have problems you know, after all, you were all supposed to be nailed up like this on crosses by now, but have you seen the price of lumber recently?
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 13:20
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Get up you dog, Gaddafi wants to play leapfrog..
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 15:19
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You call that a Fosbury flop, you son of a camel toe, he will be rolling in his newly dug grave..
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 15:33
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Spoken in my best attempts at a Windsor Davies impression:
Never seen such a blatant display of poofery , in my day we fixed bayonets for sand dancing and used real rifles not Russian noise makers

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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 15:35
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When Diversity appeared on Love Island...
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 15:38
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The ministry of truth and peace has banned cries of pain and tears as being demoralizing . From now on only tears of joy and expressions of joy will be allowed in training to guarantee team building morale improvements.

The beating will continue until morale improves
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 15:40
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So do you want to join Wagner or stay here?
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 18:26
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Get a move on, I bet one of my wives on you to win.
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 21:36
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****Judging in 24 hours time, so you can have a fresh start for the weekend.****
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Old 23rd Mar 2023, 23:39
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We'll make men out of you yet. Consider this the horse's doovers.
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 07:27
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After the ' incident ' last time on detachment in the Sudan, the Captain ordered to MO to sort the men's raging hormones out once and for all...
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Bromide! Nah this is quicker
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 09:25
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You won't be going off half-cocked after this you dog!
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The origin of the term "assault rifle."
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 10:32
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You think you have problems? look, I have Ray Bans and a fancy yellow dialled big watch and can I get into pilot school?
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